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Spouse check-in excuses

Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:13 pm
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39860 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:13 pm
Single men, you at least have a chance.

As a married man, lesson learnt. Always checks with wife before taking an enhancer. It's amazing how a quickly a headache or cough due to cold will appear in the blink of an eye.

8 drops in and something has to give.

Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:14 pm to
huh?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6508 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:16 pm to
So you're stuck with an erection - is that the problem?

The OT won't cure that.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:16 pm to
Could you be any more vague? What the frick are you talking about?
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:16 pm to
Sorry about the blue balls
Posted by Stingray
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
12441 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:17 pm to
Tell her u have been hard for four hours and it is a medical must for her to blow you
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35699 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

The OT won't cure that.
Use to work all the time for Jones.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39860 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:19 pm to
This thread will sort out the regulars and old timers vs. the newbies.

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148000 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:20 pm to
Does she know you have the dick juice, or is it going to be a 'surprise' because I promise she will know something is up
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17429 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:20 pm to
Uhhh?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39860 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

Tell her u have been hard for four hours and it is a medical must for her to blow you


You obviously aren't married and you haven't sniffed my balls. I've been outside since noon.
Posted by LSUtigerME
Walker, LA
Member since Oct 2012
3930 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:21 pm to
I need to get my peptide on...
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118227 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:21 pm to
You need that?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39860 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Does she know you have the dick juice, or is it going to be a 'surprise'


I rarely take it. I have had it for probably a year, so there is a good chance she has forgotten about it.

I am leaving it on her bathroom counter along with 2 Aleve.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148000 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:22 pm to
Well go shower you nasty frick


And some of you wonder why you never get blown.... jesus
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:22 pm to
Been there many times but with x or meth. Just jack off four times and call it a night.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
26689 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

8 drops in
k
prayers sent, bro....
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66940 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

a headache

quote:

cough due to cold


Also:

"I'm stressed about work"
"I don't feel good about myself"
"Not now, but in the morning.....come morning: not now, how about later?"
"I'm exhausted"

I can keep going, I've been married for 20+ years, I've heard every excuse in the book.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11591 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:23 pm to
Yikes
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148000 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

You need that?
define 'need' ?



But yeah every red blooded American male needs to get down on dick juice
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