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Silly things you've intentionally done to impress females
Posted on 5/25/17 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 5:58 pm
Back when I would go out running and start to fatigue and slouch over, if a spot a female at a distance approaching towards me, I would immediately straighten my posture...then politely wave.
Heck, I still do it
Heck, I still do it
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 6:01 pm
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Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:00 pm to Tarik One
Why did you type edit, when you didn't edit?
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:04 pm to Tarik One
naked roof diving off the roof top into their pool when i was in my 20's! 
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:04 pm to Tarik One
I've gotten silly with my willy. Thanks for asking, Billy.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:05 pm to Tarik One
Whip out my dong. Only silly because it takes a few minutes to get it back into my Calvin Kleins.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:07 pm to Tarik One
Went to one of those weekend Christian concert retreat deals.
Yeah wasn't my best hour trying to get some arse.
Yeah wasn't my best hour trying to get some arse.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:11 pm to Tarik One
Pull out my nine inches.....
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:12 pm to Tarik One
I do not do anything to impress females, as they are naturally impressed by me.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:12 pm to Tarik One
Squirted dem guts ya heard
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:16 pm to Tarik One
Buy a nice car
Buy a nice house
Buy nice clothes
Take women to dinner
Basically, everything that men do is in effort to impress the womenz.
Buy a nice house
Buy nice clothes
Take women to dinner
Basically, everything that men do is in effort to impress the womenz.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:31 pm to Tarik One
18 years old. Streaked across a busy 6 lane Rd in the middle of a metro Atl city on a bet (case of miller Lite) with a 30 year old chick that came in my parents store. Ended up banging her off and on for the next year.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:32 pm to Tarik One
Walked over a bed of coals barefoot
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:42 pm to Tarik One
Jumped a pretty large fire on a bicycle in my underwear.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:46 pm to Tarik One
Was 15, riding my bike to a friend's house on the shoulder of LA1. Saw a hottie jogging toward me, so I attempted a back-wheelie and muffed the foot-jam.
The bike stops dead and I go flying over the handlebars, sliding on my goddamn face right at her feet.
She drove me home after she stopped screaming at my fleshless face.
I had to wait an extra week to get my DL, the left side of my face was just one big raspberry.
I bet I'm still her favorite "stupid kid" story.
The bike stops dead and I go flying over the handlebars, sliding on my goddamn face right at her feet.
She drove me home after she stopped screaming at my fleshless face.
I had to wait an extra week to get my DL, the left side of my face was just one big raspberry.
I bet I'm still her favorite "stupid kid" story.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:48 pm to Tarik One
I used to always get out of the shower on beach trips, then spend the rest of the night in a towel.
I would purposely sit legs spread around the girls who came with us.
Now my junk isn't impressive. But I'd get action just by seductively presenting it throughout the night
I would purposely sit legs spread around the girls who came with us.
Now my junk isn't impressive. But I'd get action just by seductively presenting it throughout the night
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:52 pm to Tarik One
I took French in high school instead of Spanish because a chick I liked told me she thought French was hot.
I graduated in Construction Management. Spanish would've been very useful.
I've not spoken a word of French since 10th grade.
I graduated in Construction Management. Spanish would've been very useful.
I've not spoken a word of French since 10th grade.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 6:53 pm to Tarik One
Walk in a fire, pretend to be a doctor, steal food for her, steal a beer tap handle for her, run a half marathon, take her on a date.
I think that was the sequence of my idiocy for my wife.
I think that was the sequence of my idiocy for my wife.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:11 pm to Tarik One
Bought a 1988 limo
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:31 pm to Tarik One
I wore a condom. What can I say I was young and reckless
Posted on 5/25/17 at 7:33 pm to Tarik One
Drove my motorcycle around dead mans curve after the sock hop
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