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re: A guide for men online dating – from a female perspective
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:51 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:51 pm to mikelbr
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She had teeth. I didn't ask if they were real. I couldn't take my eyes off all the veins on her calves as they rested on my shoulders. And her yellow toenails.
Holy shite, that visual!
Add lube & a pair of leggings or panthose to the condoms in your 'hit kit' if your explorations are taking you that far
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:54 pm to Festus
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Honest question. What do you plan to do when your fiance or wife turns 30, and doesn't have the glow?
I added this a little late to the post you quoted.
There's nothing wrong with women in their 30s or 40s. There are thousands of beautiful women in their 30s and 40s. We're just being honest about when women hit their peak physical attractiveness. It's become taboo to state the obvious, with people denying it and completely ignoring the biological aspects of it.
What do you mean, "what do you plan to do with [her]?" I'm in love with her. We have a great relationship and have a lot of respect for each other. We've been together almost 5 years now.
She's 28 and I actually think she looks better than she did when we started dating. She doesn't look as youthful, but her body is better because she kills it in the gym now. People age. It's a natural part of life. I'm not interested in dating or banging 19 year olds or chasing glow. If I wanted that, I'd be single right now.
There's nothing wrong with our honestly discussing the truth when it comes to men/women and physical attractiveness.
Aging and losing physical attractiveness is going to happen. My only problem is when people use aging as an excuse to be unhealthy.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:55 pm to Deactived
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dude this girl looks like she might not even be old enough to drive a car.
Chloe Grace Moretz is fire
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:58 pm to goldennugget
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Chloe Grace Moretz is fire
You can have her baw gimme dat tigobitty broad from Modern Family
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:58 pm to Pecker
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I added this a little late to the post you quoted.
There's nothing wrong with women in their 30s or 40s. There are thousands of beautiful women in their 30s and 40s. We're just being honest about when women hit their peak physical attractiveness. It's become taboo to state the obvious, with people denying it and completely ignoring the biological aspects of it.
What do you mean, "what do you plan to do with [her]?" I'm in love with her. We have a great relationship and have a lot of respect for each other. We've been together almost 5 years now.
She's 28 and I actually think she looks better than she did when we started dating. She doesn't look as youthful, but her body is better because she kills it in the gym now. People age. It's a natural part of life. I'm not interested in dating or banging 19 year olds or chasing glow. If I wanted that, I'd be single right now.
There's nothing wrong with our honestly discussing the truth when it comes to men/women and physical attractiveness.
Aging and losing physical attractiveness is going to happen. My only problem is when people use aging as an excuse to be unhealthy
Women should also be made aware of the wife goggles that husbands get when their wives take care of themselves and generally put effort into the marriage. While those husbands may intuitively understand that their wives may not be as objectively as attractive as when they were younger, the attachment that they have engendered with their husbands make their husbands view them as if they were still close to that optimal level of attractiveness.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 2:59 pm to Mo Jeaux
That might be my favorite post you've ever made. :)
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:00 pm to Pecker
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What do you mean, "what do you plan to do with [her]?"
I meant are you gonna keep her and still be happy, or look for someone younger. Your post answered my question.
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She's 28 and I actually think she looks better than she did when we started dating.
I'm glad to see you agree with me, some women do actually become more attractive as they get older.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:00 pm to mikelbr
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Guys. What's the chances goldennugget is talking to himself again?
see: the roaro kliebenscnott interview
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:02 pm to LadyTigress
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LadyTigress
Cudos on the greatest troll of all time. I'm not reading all 28 pages, but good work.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:03 pm to Festus
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I'm glad to see you agree with me, some women do actually become more attractive as they get older.
Not on average. And usually only because they didn't maximize their physical attractiveness when they were younger.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:06 pm to LouisianaLady
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This is spot on. You don't get to go sit at the bar all alone and 'woe is me' and then bitch you didn't get laid.
Absolutely have to go get it 99% of the time..
Best case that ever happened to me in that scenario (minus the 'woe is me' part), was drinking at the bar/club hybrid solo while my group went different directions hunting ladies.
Sat there for a spell watching one of the female friends we brought make out with a random hot chick on the dance floor
This 7.5 came up to me out of nowhere, grabbed my face & started making out w/ me for a good 6-7 seconds, smiled & walked away
She disappeared into the crowd by the dance floor & I casually finished my drink thinking "well that was fun". Figured that was my cue to join the hunting party, as that was my sign it was gonna be a good night CSB, I know
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:08 pm to Mo Jeaux
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Women should also be made aware of the wife goggles that husbands get when their wives take care of themselves and generally put effort into the marriage. While those husbands may intuitively understand that their wives may not be as objectively as attractive as when they were younger, the attachment that they have engendered with their husbands make their husbands view them as if they were still close to that optimal level of attractiveness.
Good point. I don't think it's completely about the "optimal level of physical attractiveness" at that point. You're definitely physically attracted because she's taking care of herself, but you're also attracted to the idea that she wants to take care of herself for you. There's a respect factor to that as well.
There's something to be said about two people who love each other and want to be healthy and take care of their bodies (for their own sake), but also want to look good for each other.
This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:11 pm to rocket31
The girl in the middle, did she play in the movie "Neighbors 2"?
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:12 pm to Pecker
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Not on average. And usually only because they didn't maximize their physical attractiveness when they were younger.
Fair enough. I do believe, though, that SOME men, as they become older, can make subtle changes in their views of what they find as physically attractive. Maybe it's a coping mechanism, knowing that they will no longer be able to compete for the 19 year olds. I know that my tastes have changed. And I'm not saying that I don't recognize youthful attractiveness. Just that things change and I'm not sure why.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:14 pm to Pecker
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1) a fruit
I don't know why but this made me laugh. You think if Kevin Pillar would have called the Braves pitcher a fruit instead of a ph ag he would have still gotten suspended?
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:18 pm to Festus
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Fair enough. I do believe, though, that SOME men, as they become older, can make subtle changes in their views of what they find as physically attractive. Maybe it's a coping mechanism, knowing that they will no longer be able to compete for the 19 year olds. I know that my tastes have changed. And I'm not saying that I don't recognize youthful attractiveness. Just that things change and I'm not sure why.
Yeah, I'm not sure what it is either but I get what you mean.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:18 pm to LouisianaLady
All I have met is Looney's on those apps.
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:21 pm to Jcorye1
This thread is still going strong huh? By this time OP should be at Ivar's already. Maybe I'll stop in for a drink on the way home from work
Posted on 5/19/17 at 3:24 pm to LadyTigress
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Branding and event planning consultant.
Which means you set up tables for parties and place ads. You posted claiming to want to help the boys out, only to prove you are an attention whore and loser. I wouldn't give a bucket of piss for your future.
Does your face look like it was gnawed by a beaver?
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