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Team of Chimps and gorillas vs team of wolves and grizzly bears, who ya got?

Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
3992 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:57 pm
Teams: (5) chimps and (5) gorillas vs (5) bears and (5) wolves.

Bonus: you can trade (3) chimps for (1) tiger or trade (3) wolves for (1) lion.

Double bonus: You can trade (2) chimps for (1) bottle nosed dolphin or (2) wolves for (1) Bull shark

Triple secret bonus: You can trade (1) gorilla for (1) moose or (1) Bear for (1) Brahma bull


Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86476 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:59 pm to
FFS
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2541 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

Emteein


You vs any combo please.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 4:06 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37507 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:00 pm to
Too much going on in OP. My mind is full of frick.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25088 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84351 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to
Give me the 5 chimps and 5 gorillas

Here is my proof. A gif of two Komodo dragons fighting.

Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Teams: (5) chimps and (5) gorillas vs (5) bears and (5) wolves.

Bonus: you can trade (3) chimps for (1) tiger or trade (3) wolves for (1) lion.

Double bonus: You can trade (2) chimps for (1) bottle nosed dolphin or (2) wolves for (1) Bull shark

Triple secret bonus: You can trade (1) gorilla for (1) moose or (1) Bear for (1) Brahma bull

Quadruple secret bonus
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66721 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:04 pm to
I'll take 5 grizzlies vs OP.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30598 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:09 pm to
those gorillas, especially silver backs would be one hell of a fight with the grizzlies.

Both are strong as frick, would be one hell of a fight to the death.

gorilla>bear but it could go either way, depending on who gets that first blow or bite.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15743 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 4:09 pm to
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Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
14646 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

gorilla>bear but it could go either way, depending on who gets that first blow or bite.




Lol. One swipe of a bear's paw and its over.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 8:36 pm
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

One of bear's paw and its over.
Do you comprehend how strong a gorilla is? It would take more than one swipe.

Can the OP please explain how any of those animals would catch a chimp?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38908 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:23 pm to

Do you comprehend how strong a gorilla is? It would take more than one swipe.


Do you comprehend how much bigger and stronger a grizzly is than a gorilla?
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22532 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:28 pm to
I think the gorilla has better lateral movement while the grizzly has better forward speed.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
7110 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:28 pm to
Landscape would be a big factor.

We talking open plane or jungle?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83068 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:29 pm to
The bonuses are too complicated. But I'll take the gorillas.
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
14646 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Do you comprehend how strong a gorilla is? It would take more than one swipe.


Do you comprehend that a grizzly is twice the size of a gorilla?

Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12441 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:46 pm to
Since we're in this dream world where these animals would be organized well enough to fight within the confines of your ridged combinations, I'm going to assume any primate will do. That being the case-

I choose Gigantopithecus blacki:


And the South African Giant Short-Faced Bear:


Should be one hell of a show.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37762 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 8:50 pm to
I don't know. But I would be surely pulling for the primates
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