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Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:38 am
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:38 am
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Posted by Pinecone Repair
Burminham
Member since Nov 2013
7156 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:40 am to
Maybe find a way to join in on some traveling climate panels?
All that traveling (like Al Gore,etc) will definitely increase your carbon footprint.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:41 am to
i do love shiteposts, just wish yours were actually funny.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:42 am to
Pour used motor oil down storm drains. I've been doing this for years in my efforts to bring the beach closer to N AL.
Posted by The First Cut
Member since Apr 2012
14023 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:42 am to
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9144 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:43 am to
Just get a lifestyle like every limousine Liberal. You'll be WAY ahead of the game when it comes to your carbon footprint.
Posted by OKtiger
Tulsa, OK
Member since Nov 2014
8595 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:44 am to
Drink bleach
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67546 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:45 am to
Fart more
Drive to the end of your driveway to get your mail
Buy a bigger vehicle for you & your wife
Buy a plane and fly it around in circles
Buy a semi-truck and drive it to work
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119666 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:47 am to
quote:

what can i do to greatly increase my carbon footprint?


Un-sequester carbon as much as possible. Burning leaves. Burning fire wood. Driving very aggressive in your 8 cylinder F-250. Take up the hobbies like drag racing and airplane pilot. Pouring sulfuric acid on exposed limestone coral reefs during low tide.

Good luck.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68966 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:48 am to
Get a burn barrel and burn all your trash.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39377 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:49 am to
Take the muffler off your car. Use aerosol hairspray as much as possible.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
18174 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:52 am to
buy things with massive batteries like electric cars. Doesn't get much worse for the environment than battery production.
Posted by Mudminnow
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2004
34150 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:53 am to
There has been a tremendous amount of dump posts on this board but this ranks right up there as the one of the dumbest.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40894 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:54 am to
I've been saying that for years. If I knew that my actions really could make the Earth warmer I would double up on my efforts.
This post was edited on 5/3/17 at 10:11 am
Posted by LSUTIGERS8181
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2012
10151 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:56 am to
Yeah run the a/c in your double wide longer.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32154 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 9:58 am to
quote:

what can i do to greatly increase my carbon footprint?



Eat more beans?
Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:05 am to
quote:

I see people taking steps to save the planet, and I want to be able to tell them I've negated their efforts on the individual level. I want them to know that they've greatly inconvenienced themselves for nothing. i want to add to the burden that is 6 billion people living in developing countries and other various shitholes.

past running a/c at home and blasting it in the car to reduce mpg i don't really know.



You might want to try wearing your catalytic converter around your neck as a necklace for all to see. Added benefit to that would be you would develop a Bull Neck, if you don't already have one.

What about having a sign made for the top of your car( like the pizza delivery people) showing a huge check engine light and P0420 code flashing?

That ought to gen em up a little.

Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:09 am to
Taking a private jet and a Suburban everywhere like Gore does would probably do the trick. While you're at it, go ahead and live in a historic mansion..

Pretty much, just do what Al Gore does.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15622 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:12 am to
Ford put out a 10 cylinder truck some years ago. Got about 8mpg.

You can offset at least a half dozen Prius with that baby.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
83342 posts
Posted on 5/3/17 at 10:13 am to
Get a sales job - you will fly a ton
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