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How do I get a church girl without going to church?

Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:08 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31249 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:08 am
So I've decided the sloots are fun but I'm ready for a nice church girl, preferably one that's hot with no kids and a good career. Where do I find one of these? Christian Mingle?

Edit: not a troll, legit question. Where to find a good girl (doesn't necessarily go to church) without me myself having to attend service.
This post was edited on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133156 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:09 am to
Kidnap her.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:09 am to
I realize you are trolling...but why not just go to church?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31249 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:10 am to
Nah not trolling, legit question. I just dont go to church is why.
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3283 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:10 am to
So much fail
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68921 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:11 am to
Prepare for a lot of guilt if you go after someone who goes to church while you don't.
Posted by Bayoumike
Member since Mar 2017
647 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:11 am to
I recommend changing your user name to DavidtheTroll.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119608 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:11 am to
ask goldennugget
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31249 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:12 am to
Ain't trolling my friend, legit question. And I guess the term "church girl" could be "good girl". I'm not looking for a whore is all.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:13 am to
Then go to church dummy
Posted by 420centraltime
Gump nation
Member since Feb 2013
979 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am to
Start praying brother. God will send you your woman! We have a wonderul God!
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am to
quote:

I just dont go to church is why.

Why would a church going girl want a non-church going heathen like yourself?
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:14 am to
quote:

I just dont go to church is why


Hate to break it to you...but a hot, successful girl that is a Christian...is probably gonna date someone that is also a Christian. The odds are not really in your favor if you choose not to frequent the same places that these girls are.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31249 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:15 am to
I might, I'd feel out of place and such, and when they start asking me about my relationship with Christ and such I guess say he's a cool dude?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41332 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:15 am to
Disguise yourself as Jesus. Tell her that you're the second coming and ask if she wants to see your compound.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23453 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:15 am to
In the supermarket near the cucumbers.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31249 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Hate to break it to you...but a hot, successful girl that is a Christian...is probably gonna date someone that is also a Christian. The odds are not really in your favor if you choose not to frequent the same places that these girls are.



That's not necessarily true. I've seen it work for plenty of couples.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148096 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:17 am to
Can you hold frame during a shite test
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6254 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:17 am to
Woo her with oxycontin.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26344 posts
Posted on 4/22/17 at 11:18 am to
Go to church.
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