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Golden Corral on Millerville
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:48 pm
My daughter insisted on going to GC to celebrate her bday, she was told by a friend at school that there was a chocolate fountain and was all over that. We reluctantly obliged.
Holy shite
Line out of the door, a wait to be seated once admission was paid, drink stations out of ice, limited clean silverware, picked over inventory, and I even saw a piece of chicken in the hopper with just the skin removed. Won't get into the dining population.
We left fast. Beware
Holy shite
Line out of the door, a wait to be seated once admission was paid, drink stations out of ice, limited clean silverware, picked over inventory, and I even saw a piece of chicken in the hopper with just the skin removed. Won't get into the dining population.
We left fast. Beware
This post was edited on 3/23/17 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:49 pm to white beans
How was the chocolate fountain though
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:49 pm to white beans
quote:
Golden Corral
quote:well no shite
Beware
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:49 pm to white beans
That is why buccees backed out
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:49 pm to white beans
Wow, sounds disgusting.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:50 pm to white beans
quote:
Line out of the door, a wait to be seated once admission was paid, drink stations out of ice, limited clean silverware, picked over inventory, and I even saw a piece of chicken in the hopper with just the skin removed. Won't get into the dining population. We left fast. Beware
so basically what all of us already knew
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:50 pm to white beans
Did you happen to see Gravy having his lunch there?
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:50 pm to Sun God
quote:
How was the chocolate fountain though
Oddly enough, only 8% fecal matter.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:51 pm to white beans
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even saw a piece of chicken in the hopper with just the skin removed
If they would just serve the skin separate then people wouldn't have to do this. Like come on Golden Corral, get your shite together.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:51 pm to white beans
You should expect it to be crowded. Great place, I enjoyed going there.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:51 pm to white beans
Is this news to some of you people that Golden Corral is the grossest sector of our society? There's a chinese buffet on florida blvd that's probably cleaner than every Golden Corral along the I-10.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:51 pm to white beans
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I even saw a piece of chicken in the hopper with just the skin removed.
That was probably me. My fav thing at GC is peeling off the fried chicken skin and dunking it in the chocolate fountain... mmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:52 pm to white beans
Can you imagine when the CEO's were coming up with the concept for that place?
CEO Burt Asstackle: So the chocolate fountain has been a big success in drawing frontbutts to our establishment, what's the next big idea?
Board Member Dick Beltloose:Marshmallow dinner rolls...?
CFO Chet Hurtgirdle: Sir, if I may opine, what are some other places that attract morbidly obese trash?
BA:Go on...
CH:State fairs. And what do state fairs offer?
Board Member Gus Diddleby: Deep fried chili dogs!
DB: Lardsicles!
Scruffy the Janitor: Cotton candy.
CH:Exactly. We will offer cotton candy to the frontbutts. It will be just like the Montgomery state fair! They won't be able to resist!
BA: Come now, don't you think that will be Too obvious?
StJ: No offense sir. Scruffy's just a lowly janitor and all, but the name of your restaurant includes a storage pen for large animals, and you feed people out of troughs.
CH:Excellent point.
BA: Cotton candy it is!
CEO Burt Asstackle: So the chocolate fountain has been a big success in drawing frontbutts to our establishment, what's the next big idea?
Board Member Dick Beltloose:Marshmallow dinner rolls...?
CFO Chet Hurtgirdle: Sir, if I may opine, what are some other places that attract morbidly obese trash?
BA:Go on...
CH:State fairs. And what do state fairs offer?
Board Member Gus Diddleby: Deep fried chili dogs!
DB: Lardsicles!
Scruffy the Janitor: Cotton candy.
CH:Exactly. We will offer cotton candy to the frontbutts. It will be just like the Montgomery state fair! They won't be able to resist!
BA: Come now, don't you think that will be Too obvious?
StJ: No offense sir. Scruffy's just a lowly janitor and all, but the name of your restaurant includes a storage pen for large animals, and you feed people out of troughs.
CH:Excellent point.
BA: Cotton candy it is!
This post was edited on 3/23/17 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:52 pm to white beans
If anyone sees me at a Golden Corral, fell free to end my suffering. Because I will have completely given up on life at that point.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:52 pm to terd ferguson
Bon Appetit!
This post was edited on 3/23/17 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:53 pm to white beans
The wife and I tried it last weekend (around 3pm on Saturday) and there was a small line even then.
Food was good, our waitress was up-beat and attentive and all of the silverware and plates were clean (and plentiful).
It's not a place I would go every day, but once the "new" wears off we might try it again to see how it's changed.
Food was good, our waitress was up-beat and attentive and all of the silverware and plates were clean (and plentiful).
It's not a place I would go every day, but once the "new" wears off we might try it again to see how it's changed.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:53 pm to white beans
quote:
Golden Corral
Where trashy people congregate.
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:54 pm to FishinTygah84
Pardon my limited experience with grazing pastures on the i12 corridor
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:55 pm to white beans
They skin the chicken so the chocolate soaks into the meat faster
Posted on 3/23/17 at 12:55 pm to white beans
Did they close the one on sherwood when this one opened?
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