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re: Why do kids always have to say such creepy shite?

Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:09 am to
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:09 am to
Someone is living in your crawl space.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:10 am to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:31 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:44 am to
She probably needs an exorcism.....like yesterday.

Good luck finding a Brazilian priest on such short notice. Oh, and happy Friday
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
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20268 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 8:52 am to
How about you put some Jesus in that young ladies life
Posted by 19
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:06 am to
Just need to have her repeat 3x:

"The power of Beejon compels you!"

Works for me, they run like Hell if they hear that sword a swingin'
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:08 am to
Good luck with the exorcism.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:45 am to
quote:

my son said the same thing when I tucked him in last night too...

He's 19


Tucking a 19 year old is pretty creepy.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:46 am to
that's awesome
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Last night while putting my daughter to bed, she started complaining about her bad dreams. I tell her dreams are not real and that she has nothing to be afraid of, to just think happy thoughts when she has a bad dream, etc.

She replies with...

"No Daddy, sometimes my bad dreams are real. They come in the house and stand next to my bed and watch me sleep."

WTF.



Another reason to not have kids
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:53 am to
:chills:
Posted by tiger520
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:53 am to
Demonic Activity on the Rise per Catholic Clergy



Good luck baw!
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 9:55 am
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:54 am to
quote:

Just need to have her repeat 3x:

"The power of Beejon compels you!"
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Tucking a 19 year old is pretty creepy.


Yeah, it can be.
Posted by InfantryDawg
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:57 am to
Posted by dshort_bruh
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 9:58 am to
My son has a hard time sleeping by himself. Everytime he used to wake up he would run in our room but would wake us up cause he is so loud and we would tell him to go back to his bed. Now he slowly walks and just stands in the doorway. Freaky as frick man.
Posted by CurDog
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:00 am to
she sees dead people
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:02 am to
When you put her to bed next time, better wear a face shield and an apron.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114086 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:05 am to
If you would stop letting phediphiles come in your house maybe it would stop.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22031 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:06 am to
Sleep paralysis
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