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For my fellow gentlemen who are less than aesthetically stellar
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:28 pm
How do you get past such a horrible first impression with the ladies?
i have to be somewhat funny, or i have zero chance.
how do you do it?
i have to be somewhat funny, or i have zero chance.
how do you do it?
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 1:31 pm
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Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to Rouge
Just show her the money upfront.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to Rouge
$
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to Rouge
I don't. You just have to lower your standards.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to Rouge
Bulges
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to Rouge
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to Rouge
Just be casual and fun. Don't hit on them and make them feel uncomfortable.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:30 pm to Rouge
quote:
how do you do it?
I'm good at video games.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:30 pm to Rouge
1. Approach them with confidence, it throws the pretty ones off their game since they're used to guys being intimidated by them.
2. Make them laugh. If you can make them laugh within the first 3 seconds of meeting you, you have a shot no matter how ugly you are.
2. Make them laugh. If you can make them laugh within the first 3 seconds of meeting you, you have a shot no matter how ugly you are.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:35 pm to Rouge
1. Make eye contact
2. Approach
3. Drop pants
4. ?????
5. Profit
2. Approach
3. Drop pants
4. ?????
5. Profit
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:35 pm to Rouge
quote:
For my fellow gentlemen who are less than aesthetically stellar
How do you get past such a horrible first impression with the ladies?
i have to be somewhat funny, or i have zero chance.
I got nothing
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:40 pm to Rouge
just stare at the them until they break
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:42 pm to Rouge
quote:
how do you do it?
CHCl3
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:43 pm to Rouge
OT
Gentlemen
Less than aesthetically stellar
Does not compute...
Gentlemen
Less than aesthetically stellar
Does not compute...
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:44 pm to Rouge
Stick a potato in your boxers and wear tight pants. Women like bulges. Make sure you put the potato down the front of your boxers or it gets awkward fast.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:46 pm to Rouge
quote:
How do you get past such a horrible first impression with the ladies?
Laugh at myself and make a well thought out second impression
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:47 pm to Rouge
Figure out how to talk to chicks, and the panties will drop. Sure, it's a little more work, but who cares if you get it in?
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:49 pm to Rouge
Pull my schlong out and rub it up and down on her leg. The key is to maintain unbroken eye contact throughout.
Try it. You'll see. It works.
Try it. You'll see. It works.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:49 pm to Rouge
"My pockets stick out more than my belly"
-Mike Jones
-Mike Jones
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:51 pm to Rouge
Most of the time they are in front of their SO's. I ask them if they have kids. They will say things like no joe blow over here isn't ready for that yet. Then I exclaim to everyone around us that I am just the man to give this beautiful woman a child.
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