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re: Best Big Lebowski quotes
Posted on 3/4/17 at 5:57 am to Kcrad
Posted on 3/4/17 at 5:57 am to Kcrad
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea.
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
Posted on 3/4/17 at 6:16 am to meangene323
Nihilists! frick me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos.
This post was edited on 3/4/17 at 6:18 am
Posted on 3/4/17 at 6:20 am to meangene323
quote:
The Dude: Who the frick are you, man?
Knox Harrington: [giggles] Oh, just a friend of Maudie's.
The Dude: Yeah, a friend with a cleft a-hole?
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:24 am to Paul Allen
quote:
Shut the f#%k up, Donnie!
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:26 am to TommyDaTiger
"I eat pieces of shite like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shite for breakfast!?!?"
"You eat pieces of shite for breakfast!?!?"
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:27 am to TommyDaTiger
That's the ringer, dude. My dirty laundry. The whites.
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:37 am to TheSHU
Maayn I had a really rough night and hate the frickin eagles
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:39 am to TommyDaTiger
Obviously you're not a golfer
Stay outa Malibu, lebowski.
Stay outa Malibu, dead beat.
Stay outa Malibu, lebowski.
Stay outa Malibu, dead beat.
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:47 am to GEAUXT
This is what happens when you frick A STRANGER IN THE arse
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
Dude, uh…tomorrow’s already the 10th....Far out, man.
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
Dude, uh…tomorrow’s already the 10th....Far out, man.
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:50 am to TommyDaTiger
Ah, frick it.
Ah, frick it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?
Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.
Ah, frick it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?
Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:51 am to White Roach
Well they finally did it, they killed my fricking car
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:54 am to TommyDaTiger
They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education.
Posted on 3/4/17 at 7:56 am to GEAUXT
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:03 am to Big Jim Slade
Ahhh.. come on man I've had a rough night and I hate the fricking Eagles man!
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:22 am to TommyDaTiger
"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince."
Good night, sweet prince."
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:27 am to TommyDaTiger
"You're like a child wondering into the middle of a movie...."
Best movie ever i knew my boy TomCat was a fan of the Dude
Best movie ever i knew my boy TomCat was a fan of the Dude
Posted on 3/4/17 at 8:54 am to ballscaster
*Walter laughs* "frickin' amateurs".
Posted on 3/4/17 at 9:14 am to TommyDaTiger
No one is going to cut your dick off.
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