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re: Best Big Lebowski quotes

Posted on 3/4/17 at 9:27 am to
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3540 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 9:27 am to
Big L, "Hey man, are you gonna find these guys? Or, you know uh, I mean, do you got any promising uh, uh, leads? Or-

Cop,"Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts."
Posted by TigerDeBaiter
Member since Dec 2010
10274 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 10:58 am to
This is a bummer maaan, that's a, that's a bummer.
Posted by BookofMormont
Member since Oct 2014
721 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 12:02 pm to
OVER THE LINE!!! Smokey, if you mark that frame an 8 you're entering a world of pain.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61449 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 12:05 pm to
9 year olds dude....9 year olds.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33280 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 12:07 pm to
How are you gonna get 'em back down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

...and I didn't see Dude make a caucasian with powdered creamer until like my 13th viewing.
This post was edited on 3/4/17 at 12:09 pm
Posted by FeauxPaw
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
853 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 12:59 pm to
shite yeah, the Achievers
This post was edited on 3/4/17 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 3/4/17 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by hillrosetiger
BR
Member since Jul 2011
170 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 3:00 pm to
You're killing your father Larry
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6051 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 3:19 pm to
The Dude doing his best GHWB impression, "This aggression will not stand, Man"

LINK

Do yous see what happens. Larry, when you frick a stranger in the arse?

LINK
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5921 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Goodnight sweet prince




Posted by Grilled Bald Eagle
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
1069 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

This is what happens when you frick a stranger in the arse Larry.



I prefer the unedited version - "Do you see Larry? This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

It's like poetry.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72640 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

I prefer the unedited version


Go buy a dictionary, you dolt.
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10784 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 4:22 pm to
LC what the frick is wrong with ur old arse
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72640 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 4:32 pm to
I fried some chicken last night when I was drunk and ate some of it. Today, I bit into another piece from the fridge and some blood ran out. I don't feel well, Thomas. I could be dying.

Why do you ask?
Posted by BamaCheesehead
Member since Sep 2013
140 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 4:50 pm to
Dude: Uh, yeah, uh, some green, brown, some rust coloration.

Cop: Ok. Was there anything of value in the car?

Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, a tape deck, some creedence tapes, and there was a, uh, there was my briefcase.

Cop: In the briefcase?

Dude: Uh papers, just papers. Uh, ya know, my papers.. business papers.

Cop: And what do you do sir?

Dude: I'm unemployed.

(ETA: Meanwhile, the other cop is examining his ashtray with the roach in it )

This post was edited on 3/4/17 at 4:53 pm
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3611 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 5:30 pm to
You have any good sasparilla?
Posted by Grilled Bald Eagle
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
1069 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Go buy a dictionary, you dolt.


I'm well aware that the quote I gave wasn't the unedited version. Anyone with half a brain would realize that, you dolt.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 6:49 pm to
Jeffery Lebowski: I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72640 posts
Posted on 3/4/17 at 6:52 pm to
Sure...nice salvage attempt..

What is more pathetic than a poster trying to make hay from his shitty post or me trying to finish this shitty ...thing...uh...frick, I'm drunk.
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