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re: Any good Mardi Gras stories?

Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/1/17 at 1:54 pm to
Bacchus was huge along the whole route. We had a great ride.

I did spill beer and piss on a bag of my beads, so sorry to anyone who got wet.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 2:07 pm to
Definitely solid contender for best parade. Pretty chill and fun
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 2:11 pm to
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Bacchus was huge along the whole route.


Sunday was by far the biggest crowds I saw Uptown all weekend.....however the Bacchus parade was a huge disappointment..the floats and riders were kind of lame....
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37311 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 2:55 pm to
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I did spill beer and piss on a bag of my beads, so sorry to anyone who got wet.


It's always a fun game when you catch wet beads... why are they wet?
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2188 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 3:13 pm to
The Louisiana Revised Statute is pretty clear on this.

R.S. 40:1379.3 (N) states that no concealed handgun may be carried into and no concealed handgun permit issued pursuant to this Section shall authorize or entitle a permittee to carry a concealed handgun in any of the following:
A law enforcement office, station, or building;
A detention facility, prison, or jail;
A courthouse or courtroom, provided that a judge may carry such a weapon in his own courtroom;
A polling place;
A meeting place of the governing authority of a political subdivision;
The state capitol building;
Any portion of an airport facility where the carrying of firearms is prohibited under federal law, except that no person shall be prohibited from carrying any legal firearm into the terminal, if the firearm is encased for shipment, for the purpose of checking such firearm as lawful baggage;
Any church, synagogue, mosque or similar place of worship; See RS 40:1379.3 (U)
A parade or demonstration for which a permit is issued by a governmental entity;
Any portion of the permitted area of an establishment that has been granted a Class A-General retail permit, as defined in Part II of Chapter 1 or Part II of Chapter 2 of Title 26 of the Louisiana Revised Statutes of 1950, to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the premises.
Any school "firearm free zone" as defined in R.S. 14:95.6.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 3:17 pm to
Nah, it wasn't me.
Sorry.


Please do tell us more.
I was especially intrigued by the dildo portion of your tale.
You were the one who bought it weren't you? Don't lie dog.
Took it home with you I bet.
This post was edited on 3/1/17 at 3:20 pm
Posted by BRbornandraised
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2013
562 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 3:26 pm to
"In any of the follow: ... parade or demonstration..."

So if I'm not in the parade and only attending I'm allowed to concealed carry? Does that mean only if I'm riding on a float or walking in the parade? If I'm walking to the grocery store and walk by a parade while carrying? It is not clear at all and is ambiguous as best.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58513 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 3:27 pm to
Oh hell no. I can't believe that dude touched it after she had it in her count. No telling what kind of nasty arse stuff was in them juices.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 3:35 pm to
If I'm carrying and you ask me if I'm at a parade, I'll just tell you no
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2188 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 3:50 pm to

I just re-read it and it's not very clear. It pretty clearly says "IN" a parade.

If you aren't "IN" a parade as in a participant I guess you are OK.

I've misread that for years.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171114 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 9:21 pm to
It means attending. Read the other lines for context.
Posted by TD_Hero
Member since Dec 2016
156 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:02 pm to
Friday night in nola I don't remember much, but I popped an addy, drank probably the most I've ever drank, helped down about 5 g's of bud, and popped a tab of Acid at around 12:30 then preceded to go rage balls down bourbon. The parts I can remember are amazing.

Saturday I got up popped a 70mg vyvanse and then raged balls drinking all day capping off the night at the boot at around 3:00 AM. One of the best weekends of my life, and I didn't even get any pussy

Edit: If this isn't the most NOLA thing I've ever heard of. I don't know what is! Nola is truly a city that swallows you up and spits you out on the other side! magical vibes!!!
This post was edited on 3/1/17 at 11:24 pm
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4146 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:36 pm to
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sister in law on my shoulders

Which way was she facing?
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36761 posts
Posted on 3/1/17 at 10:45 pm to
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Which way was she facing?


Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2210 posts
Posted on 3/2/17 at 3:18 am to
I was at the Extravaganza, shite hammered, decide it would be funny to act and arse, and start the wave. 10 or so of us have joined in. All laughing our asses off because, it's the wave right, obviously we are just being stupid. Right as we're winding down, some queer and his boyfriend come up to us and freak out on us about how it is stupid and we should quit. I was kind dumbfounded because I couldn't decide what was worse, how big of a prick this guy was, or how ugly he was. And I don't mean rude ugly, I mean this guys face was jacked-up ugly. like U. G. L. Y., you ain't got no alibi.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59915 posts
Posted on 3/2/17 at 5:53 am to
What an a-hole.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 3/2/17 at 8:09 am to
Well if you caught wet beads from me during Babylon it was either sweat or whiskey. I doubt a sniff test would help you figure out which one because I'm pretty sure I was sweating whiskey.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
29035 posts
Posted on 3/2/17 at 9:22 am to


sounds very Hunter S. Thompson -esque.

Posted by DecadePlusLurker
Member since Sep 2016
508 posts
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:15 am to
Briefly fondled a (presumably) married woman while wearing a Luchador mask. No pics, and you're welcome cause this was no Dear Penthouse moment. She said something to the effect of "Nice mask, I'd like to ride it" and drunk me grabbed what I could grab until the tide of the Bourbon St. crowd tore us asunder. Her SO was right there watching, she was fat, it was weird.



Tldr: for a fleeting moment, cuck'd a guy while dressed as a Mexican wrestler... I think this story sums up MG well for outsiders, from the pageantry, to the promiscuity, to the shame.




Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:23 am to
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Coop is always riding around uptown in that classic blue convertible.

He is the epitome Of an uptown brat.


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