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re: Any good Mardi Gras stories?
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:54 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 3/2/17 at 11:54 am to SuperSaint
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MH back before the storm
AT2 days?
Posted on 3/2/17 at 1:09 pm to pjab
This post was edited on 12/1/19 at 12:06 am
Posted on 3/2/17 at 1:47 pm to Flashback
Classic tale that happens to everyone at some point. Time heals.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 2:00 pm to Flashback
That story doesn't seem true.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 4:16 pm to Flashback
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I took a chic that I had been dating down for Saturday parades. We both got very drunk and exchanged words. She left.
I later see her in the FQ wearing a sign advertising free blow jobs. She ha a line of dudes and one chic lined up to get head. I was shocked and just went the other way.
I hear from her for the first since that night. She left me a voice mail telling me she is pregnant with my kid.
What are things that didn't happen for $1,000 Alex
This post was edited on 3/2/17 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 3/2/17 at 4:29 pm to Havoc
My grandpa is someone who doesn't like attention drawn to himself. He's generally quiet and fairly classy... so parades with loud music and people carrying on isn't really his thing.
But he took me and some friends to a parade when we were kids. He would generally just stand around with his arms folded.
Well, one of the people on the floats was trying to hand a stuffed animal to a kid down below, but couldn't quite hand it to her. So my grandpa went to grab it to hand it to the kid. As he did, some big 'ol black woman tried to snatch it out of his hand, but he didn't let go. It turned into tug of war.
All of a sudden, the crowd formed a circle, and my quiet grandpa who hates drawing attention to himself and isn't a fan of parades is fighting over a stuffed animal with a big fat black woman for everyone's amusement.
His hat got knocked off in the scuffle, the fat woman ends up falling to the ground, and everyone is laughing their asses off.
But he took me and some friends to a parade when we were kids. He would generally just stand around with his arms folded.
Well, one of the people on the floats was trying to hand a stuffed animal to a kid down below, but couldn't quite hand it to her. So my grandpa went to grab it to hand it to the kid. As he did, some big 'ol black woman tried to snatch it out of his hand, but he didn't let go. It turned into tug of war.
All of a sudden, the crowd formed a circle, and my quiet grandpa who hates drawing attention to himself and isn't a fan of parades is fighting over a stuffed animal with a big fat black woman for everyone's amusement.
His hat got knocked off in the scuffle, the fat woman ends up falling to the ground, and everyone is laughing their asses off.
Posted on 3/2/17 at 4:42 pm to notiger1997
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Someone on our balcony ran down the street and purchased a black dildo at one of the shops and came back to throw it across to her. She sticks it in her twat along with a set of beads and threw it back to the guy.
The crowd was going crazy and blocking all foot traffic so the cios came and made her go back inside.
i was on that balcony as well
Posted on 3/2/17 at 10:47 pm to TheCaterpillar
he's doing better had surgery to remove the bullet today. Sounds like it was a .22
Near his spine soa neurosurgeon did the surgery.
Still has recovery to look forward to but it could be much worse. No organ damage.
Told him he has Kenna brah street cred now.
Near his spine soa neurosurgeon did the surgery.
Still has recovery to look forward to but it could be much worse. No organ damage.
Told him he has Kenna brah street cred now.
Posted on 3/3/17 at 12:25 am to Flashback
You are in my prayers son.
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