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Came Home To Front Door Open
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:19 pm
I'm freaking out because the door was open all day and I worked late tonight. I dont own a gd gun and I'm scared shitless. I'm starting this thread in case some shite goes down tonight. I can gauge how long the door was open by the amount of flys/mosquitoes that came in which was like 5. I thought I heard voices, but I figured it was the neighbors.
Edited to add my fav story so far
Edited to add my fav story so far
quote:
Alright here's my CSB:
Freshman year, I was living in an off campus apartment with some friends. During Mardi gras all of my roommates went on a ski trip to steamboat or Vail, I don't remember which, its been over 10 years ago. I couldn't go cause I couldn't afford it. Anyways, the second morning they were gone I come out of my bedroom, which opens up to the living room, I am shocked to see my roommates girlfriend sitting on our couch eating a pop tart . Freaked me the frick out, I thought I had the whole apartment to myself, I mean I'm standing there in my boxers sporting morning wood. I step back in to my room, throw some more clothes on then come back out. I ask her what's up, what are you doing here? she says that she slept here last night, and let herself in with her key . This really doesn't seem like a big deal, but my roommate never told any of us that he had given her a key. but that's not the worst of it, she said she had slept there last night, when the hell did she get there? I came home after going out, and since I "had the apartment to myself", pop in some porn for a marathon session, I'm talking volume turned up sitting on top of the bed, no inhibitions. Did she hear all of that? She had to have, our walls were paper thin. I don't even know for sure, we never talked about it, but I was embarrassed as hell.
From that night forward, I always check the whole house when I think I'm alone, even to this day, and I always assume someone I don't know has a key.
Needless to say, later that summer when we were all at the pool, her top popped off in the pool and I got a full shot of the goods, The universe has a way of leveling things out, so in my mind we are even.
-emisteen pg 4
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 9:57 am
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:20 pm to mailman
Goodluck getting any sleep tonight
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:20 pm to mailman
You fricked up. That backpage girl wants her money.
RIP mailman
RIP mailman
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:21 pm to mailman
Come on in. I'm hiding in the house somewhere. I bought a gun though.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:21 pm to mailman
quote:
I dont own a gd gun
I bet you will get one soon.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:21 pm to mailman
quote:make yourself at home
Came Home To Front Door Open
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:24 pm to mailman
Forgot to add that I come in through the car port, and checked something in my backyard before I walked in. Everything looks like its in place, but I jumped when I saw the front door. frick, this is so scary
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:24 pm to mailman
I wanna break into people's homes and just move random stuff around to mess with them.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:26 pm to mailman
They probably just messed with your toothbrush.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:26 pm to RummelTiger
quote:
I wanna break into people's homes and just move random stuff around to mess with them.
I have a feeling that the real mailman has a sick sense of humor and he likes to frick with ppl from time to time
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:27 pm to mailman
Sleep tight......keep your booty hole tight!!!!!!!
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:27 pm to mailman
So did you accidentally leave it open or..?
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:27 pm to mailman
Ask your boyfriend if he left it over
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:28 pm to mailman
Every front door had me hoping, I would find the back door open, they're just had to be an exit, for the running kind.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:30 pm to mailman
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mailman
quote:
I dont own a gd gun
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:30 pm to mailman
The phone call is coming from inside the house...
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:30 pm to mailman
Should have called the cops. They would search inside your house, guns drawn.
Posted on 2/23/17 at 8:30 pm to mailman
Just set up some claymores by the door mat when you leave in the morning
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