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Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:06 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34536 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:06 am
- Peter Cetera

Had to put a frick boi in his place last night. Fed, his daughter and I braved the elements last night and caught the sexy ladies of cleopatra. I brought my fifth of beam and my cart for beads.

Some yankee tried to steal my cart while I was dancing to some Britney song. I put his arse in place and he started to cry. His wife wasn't impressed.

Of all the people to steal from on the route, fricktard chose the wrong motherfricker. I like opp bologna.

My niece witnessed dominance, and I'm still drunk. Time to rally for commanders brucnh.

Make Mardi Gras great again!!!
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8436 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:09 am to
Tl:dr
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72421 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:09 am to
Scruffy is so glad you are back.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12747 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:10 am to
quote:

My niece witnessed dominance, and I'm still drunk.


This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 7:10 am
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:11 am to
Merica as frick
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37920 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:11 am to
Yea, but Peter Cetera did it all for the glory of love. Not for a cart of beads smdh.
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3255 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:11 am to
Ot poor
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65124 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:19 am to
Nobody is impressed that your drunk. Maybe if we were all still in 9th grade, yeah. But now? No. Go straighten yourself up and act like you've got at least some dignity.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:21 am to
Best poster evar.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
107273 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:28 am to
Glad you are back
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120030 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:28 am to
Your bannage should have include a no thread start clause.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20182 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:32 am to
What did frick boi's hands look like. Smaller than average and very soft?
Posted by Dayton Duane
Member since Oct 2016
142 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:35 am to
Then Peter Cetera's yankee arse dropped from the sky and roundhouse kicked your arse into sobriety. I seent it. U got effed the eff up by Peter 'Nighthawk' Cetera and your Mardi Gras anal beads went all over, including inside your butt which is where u wanted them to be the entire time.
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 8:45 am
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:41 am to
Don't let these jealous coward haters get you down.

Shake the haters.
Posted by Yaboylaroy
Member since Mar 2010
1834 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:43 am to
After how many Beams did this take place?
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7938 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:45 am to
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20983 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Some yankee tried to steal my cart while I was dancing to some Britney song. I put his arse in place and he started to cry. His wife wasn't impressed.


I'd give this a solid OT 8 on the trashy scale.
Posted by Skin
Member since Jun 2007
6370 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:43 am to
What's your Snapchat fellow OT brethren? I need to follfow this train wreck
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