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Today I accepted my averageness.

Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7531 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:18 pm
I realized how average I am. I realized that some people choose excellence and reject being average. They'd rather be dead than be average. Even though they live in Lake Charles and their fat wives won't get off their fat asses and lose the baby weight, they are not average. I woke up today, looked in the mirror, and swore that I would never be average again.

And then I had a 16 ounce steak and shaved my chest.

frick being average.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12535 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to
Dear Diary
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to
It's cute that you think you've risen to average
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43605 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to
How did shaving your chest help matters?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
46934 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Today I accepted deez nuts.
FIFY
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
32701 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:20 pm to
Grats
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11703 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:20 pm to
Well done...




The steak that is---average folks eat it well done. Above average do mid-rare.
Posted by WPsportsman
In a van down by the river
Member since Jun 2015
2408 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:20 pm to
You serious Clark?
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40949 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to
You trying to get in shape or what
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to
sucks for you. Could always become a serial killer and make people take notice
Posted by JohnDeere
Big D
Member since Jan 2017
416 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to
You should work for fricking Hallmark
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

And then I had a 16 ounce steak and shaved my chest


Congrats on taking another step towards below average.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15794 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:22 pm to


Bad Slippy, NO!
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12383 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:22 pm to
I am the definition of average.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:24 pm to
I congratulate you on your ascent to above average, OP


The next step after getting super tone is buying a new tryhard ride to scoop up barley legal slam pieces to take to your secret condo for midlife crisis banging
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

shaved my chest.

Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:26 pm to
Sorry you don't have enough testosterone to justify manscaping, Cap
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15794 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

The next step after getting super tone is buying a new tryhard ride to scoop up barley legal slam pieces to take to your secret condo for midlife crisis banging




Impressive.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60666 posts
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

one is buying a new tryhard ride to scoop up barley legal slam pieces to take to your secret condo for midlife crisis banging
Hmmm. I fail to see the issue with this plan.
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