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Today I accepted my averageness.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:18 pm
I realized how average I am. I realized that some people choose excellence and reject being average. They'd rather be dead than be average. Even though they live in Lake Charles and their fat wives won't get off their fat asses and lose the baby weight, they are not average. I woke up today, looked in the mirror, and swore that I would never be average again.
And then I had a 16 ounce steak and shaved my chest.
frick being average.
And then I had a 16 ounce steak and shaved my chest.
frick being average.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to Slippy

This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to Slippy
It's cute that you think you've risen to average
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to Slippy
How did shaving your chest help matters?
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:19 pm to Slippy
quote:FIFY
Today I accepted deez nuts.
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:20 pm to Slippy
Well done...
The steak that is---average folks eat it well done. Above average do mid-rare.
The steak that is---average folks eat it well done. Above average do mid-rare.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to Slippy
You trying to get in shape or what
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to Slippy
sucks for you. Could always become a serial killer and make people take notice
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to Slippy
You should work for fricking Hallmark
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:21 pm to Slippy
quote:
And then I had a 16 ounce steak and shaved my chest
Congrats on taking another step towards below average.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:22 pm to Slippy
Bad Slippy, NO!
This post was edited on 2/13/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:22 pm to Slippy
I am the definition of average.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:24 pm to Slippy
I congratulate you on your ascent to above average, OP
The next step after getting super tone is buying a new tryhard ride to scoop up barley legal slam pieces to take to your secret condo for midlife crisis banging
The next step after getting super tone is buying a new tryhard ride to scoop up barley legal slam pieces to take to your secret condo for midlife crisis banging
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:26 pm to Cap Crunch
Sorry you don't have enough testosterone to justify manscaping, Cap
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:26 pm to aVatiger
quote:
The next step after getting super tone is buying a new tryhard ride to scoop up barley legal slam pieces to take to your secret condo for midlife crisis banging
Impressive.
Posted on 2/13/17 at 9:27 pm to aVatiger
quote:Hmmm. I fail to see the issue with this plan.
one is buying a new tryhard ride to scoop up barley legal slam pieces to take to your secret condo for midlife crisis banging
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