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WWYD- On my way to a day long work meeting
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:29 am
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:29 am
Mandatory yearly kickoff meeting
Last night ate some week old deli meat that didn't smell too great and woke up at 4 with the shits. I think I've got that part under control, but I have the worst gas as my stomach is making awful sounds.
The worst part is it's not the small to mid level gas that I can get by with by pushing them slowly through the chair, it's a god awful toxic smell that makes the paint peel off.
Our meeting is from 8-5 and I'll be sitting next to high level employees all day with this unbearable gas and smell.
How do I survive this?
Last night ate some week old deli meat that didn't smell too great and woke up at 4 with the shits. I think I've got that part under control, but I have the worst gas as my stomach is making awful sounds.
The worst part is it's not the small to mid level gas that I can get by with by pushing them slowly through the chair, it's a god awful toxic smell that makes the paint peel off.
Our meeting is from 8-5 and I'll be sitting next to high level employees all day with this unbearable gas and smell.
How do I survive this?
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:31 am to JB Mac
Own it.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:31 am to JB Mac
4 gas-x and 3 immodiums
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:34 am to JB Mac
Let a few slip out in the room before anyone gets there.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:39 am to JB Mac
Get a stronger stomach and/or stop lying. Deli meat doesn't go bad in a week.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:47 am to JB Mac
2 Imodium and lots of water
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:47 am to JB Mac
You've got to play it up. Explain your situation to prepare those you are sitting around so they know what's up when you ask them to pull your finger.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:48 am to JB Mac
Be careful with them farts baw
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:49 am to JB Mac
Eat an onion and some cottage cheese. You can thank me later.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:53 am to JB Mac
No matter what happens, maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:53 am to JB Mac
Let em rip. Have fun with it. YOLO
Posted on 1/10/17 at 7:58 am to JB Mac
Immortal words from Bucket List:
-never pass a bathroom
-never waste a hard on
-never trust a fart
words to live by.
-never pass a bathroom
-never waste a hard on
-never trust a fart
words to live by.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:08 am to JB Mac
shite yourself on purpose so you have a legitimate excuse to leave the meeting.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:13 am to JB Mac
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This post was edited on 7/1/20 at 12:49 am
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:28 am to JB Mac
Go rip a bunch of farts in the room before anyone gets there. Then leave and go in after everyone else. They will think it's the room and not you.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:38 am to JB Mac
quote:
Our meeting is from 8-5 and I'll be sitting next to high level employees all day with this unbearable gas and smell.
How do I survive this?
You're worried about farts when you should be worried about the fact that you're gonna shite your pants.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 8:39 am to JB Mac
Posted on 1/10/17 at 10:15 am to JB Mac
Wear an adult diaper. Will protect against the dreaded shart and added cushion to help muffle the sound.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 10:56 am to JB Mac
A few eye drops in a glass of water will work wonders.
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