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I asked a Chinese girl for her number...
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:08 pm

Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:10 pm to AjaxFury
Who the hell has a phone number that starts with "666"?
Better stay away from that poon, baw.
Better stay away from that poon, baw.
This post was edited on 12/17/16 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:11 pm to AjaxFury
quote:and an hour later you had to ask her again?
I asked a Chinese girl for her number
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:12 pm to AjaxFury
Called the number and some dude named Toddy answered.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:20 pm to AjaxFury
Reminds me of the time I went to Oriental Pearl on Sherood to pick up some take out I had ordered. After I paid the girl said, "You wanna fock?" I just looked at her and was like "huh?" She said, "you want fock?" I shook my head no and left.
As I was driving home I realized she was asking me if I wanted a fork
As I was driving home I realized she was asking me if I wanted a fork

Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:21 pm to AjaxFury

This post was edited on 12/17/16 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:26 pm to MrSpock
I think I met her mother on Texas Street in Pusan back in 92.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:27 pm to I am GLORIOUS
quote:
As I was driving home I realized she was asking me if I wanted a fork

There are loads more jokes about Americans in the world than ones Americans tell about them
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:30 pm to Upslope
quote:
Who the hell has a phone number that starts with "666"?
Mine first three starts with the same number. And yes, I've given it to women that think it's fake.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:37 pm to MrSpock
quote:
That girl is Korean.
I am Korean!!!!!
Do I look Chinese to you????
Yes motha fricka you do look Chinese.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:40 pm to AjaxFury
She seems like a nice person.
Posted on 12/17/16 at 3:51 pm to AjaxFury
I tapped a Vietnamese girl for a year once, it was fun but the food sucked.
it wasn't sideways
it wasn't sideways
Posted on 12/17/16 at 4:37 pm to doublecutter
You got Fortune Cookie!!!
Posted on 12/17/16 at 5:01 pm to MrSpock
quote:
That girl is Korean.
strange how american men have developed the ability to easily distinguish among all east asian women. maybe there's a trend of liking asian women?
Posted on 12/17/16 at 5:18 pm to The Torch
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I tapped a Vietnamese girl for a year once, it was fun but the food sucked.
Must not have been Hmong food.

Posted on 12/17/16 at 7:11 pm to The Torch
quote:
I tapped a Vietnamese girl for a year once, it was fun but the food sucked.
it wasn't sideways
That pussy may not have been sideways but that damn sure was Fido you ate.
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