re: Cheating on a significant other

Yeah they changed the way we take finance tests. It's in Himes on the computers now. Averages through the first 3 tests are around 64.

Yeah, so in this context good means interesting or entertaining. Better for you?

holy shite. that's pretty bad

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This girl was a psycho who flirted with everyone and loved to frick. petite and quite beautiful. The chief was a 40 yo greasy machinist mate (Aux) that was as "Old Navy" as you could get.

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sounds like that Navy diver movie with Robert DiNero

I cheated on many insignificant others BITD.

I was banging a lady who lived out of state. She claimed she was divorced. I believed her..... Until her husband came home unexpectedly from a hunting trip abt 2am.... Slammed his gun in my mouth and broke my front teeth.... Then he jumped THROUGH a glass window when she called 911.... He was a cop, lost his job. I felt bad. I had no idea she was married. She was 34 I was 25.... There is a long backstory of us meeting at random hotels but I was very naive abt her backstory. Lesson learned.

And two years ago I googled her name, she had embezzled 250k from her boss, who she was fricking and got sent to jail for a year. She was fricking him, so he looked the other way. She stop fricking him and he called in the forensic accountant. The pussy was good enough I lost 3 teeth her boss lost 250k and her hubs lost job/pension.

My wife told me to "take up fishing".

So I did.

One weekend I was taking a weekend "fishing trip".

I asked her to pack for me.

When I got back I sez "You forgot to pack my underwear."

Sez she "No I didn't."

Back I sez "Yes, you did."

She sez, "I did pack your underwear; I put 'em in your tackle box."

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Some family friends of mine have an adult son and daughter. in private, I once remarked about the fact that they were both divorced with kids. My parents then told me that years ago, the son, daughter, their respective families, and their parents were all on vacation at the beach, and a long-time affair between their husband and wife was uncovered when one of them went up to the room and found them in bed

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Sounds pretty hot

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Wife swap story: two married couples are close friends. Each person had an affair with the husband/wife of the other couple and they eventually swapped wives/husbands. The affairs were carried on without the other side knowing. They are no longer friends.

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Those Navy wives are notorious. Every time I'd drop the kids off at the CDC there'd be one who or two wanting to "talk."

Knew of a CDR who was married and fricking a contractor in her office. Got caught, too, and her arse handed to her in the divorce.