- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Worst joke you've played on your kids?
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:48 am to windshieldman
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:48 am to windshieldman
quote:
After trick or treating and they were laying on couch in dark I ran in there and cranked up chainsaw and chased them. They were scared shitless. Forgot wife would be pissed about the fumes in the house. She was pissed!! Still worth it to see the horror on my kid's faces.
1
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:53 am to Corch Urban Myers
I have hidden under their beds and grabbed their ankles.
When the were little I told them chupacabra would get them if they were bad. That lasted years.
Once I told the boy when he was little I was taking him to Disney and we went to harbor freight. He looked around like hmmmm I don't get all the hype.
Jumped out with masks on.
We mess with them all the Time.
When the were little I told them chupacabra would get them if they were bad. That lasted years.
Once I told the boy when he was little I was taking him to Disney and we went to harbor freight. He looked around like hmmmm I don't get all the hype.
Jumped out with masks on.
We mess with them all the Time.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 7:59 am to Chad504boy
Introducing them to living in today's world
ETA: I don't have kids, but if I did, that is the cruelest, meanest joke I could think of
ETA: I don't have kids, but if I did, that is the cruelest, meanest joke I could think of
This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 8:00 am
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:03 am to Chad504boy
I really like this one because my youngest was 13 at the time. They are to cool for everything at 13.
We were eating at Chinese Buffet and he had some banana pudding on his plate. I cannot remember why he leaned down over the play by I saw my chance and pushed the back of his head and caused his face to go into the pudding. When he sat up it was all over his nose and chin.
He tried to be mad but he could not he thought it was funny. I thought his older brother was going to die he was laughing so hard but trying to be quiet bc we are in a restaurant
We also have a running scare each other thing going. We have been doing it since they were young. Not as much fun now that they are teenagers. I still play
We were eating at Chinese Buffet and he had some banana pudding on his plate. I cannot remember why he leaned down over the play by I saw my chance and pushed the back of his head and caused his face to go into the pudding. When he sat up it was all over his nose and chin.
He tried to be mad but he could not he thought it was funny. I thought his older brother was going to die he was laughing so hard but trying to be quiet bc we are in a restaurant
We also have a running scare each other thing going. We have been doing it since they were young. Not as much fun now that they are teenagers. I still play
Posted on 6/24/16 at 8:14 am to Chad504boy
Told them their mother had died. The looks on their faces when she finally shows back up to serve me the divorce papers was priceless. 
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:29 am to Chad504boy
I'm still in the middle of what I hope to be a long term prank on my toddler son. I plan to make him very comfortable with me. I will pretend to love him, support him, help him with all his endeavors for as long as I'm around. Whole time he's going to think I'm some great dad. Then, on my death bed, I'm going to whisper in his ear "I never really loved you, I was just fricking with you". The look on his face will be priceless.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:31 am to Chad504boy
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:32 am to Chad504boy
When I was young my dad woke us up really early on a saturday telling us it was snowing outside. Being from central Alabama I quickly jumped up to go see it. As soon as I get outside my dad laughs and says "April Fools, time to cut grass before it gets hot outside."
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:34 am to Chad504boy
My daughter is a Ginger.. I told her that I was going to buy her a KIA Soul, so she would have one.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:53 am to Chad504boy
don't have kids, but i'll reverse it...
when i was about 8 or 9, after my parents told us to go to bed, i snuck out of my room and hid under their bed for about 20 or 30 minutes until they fell asleep. i slid out from under their bed and got in my dad's face and screamed as loudly as i could. he said he almost punched me in the face.
i got in trouble, no tv for a week or something like that. i asked him about it as a grownup, if he remembered it and if he was really mad at the time, he said it scared the shite out of him but he and my mom got a good laugh out of it.
when i was about 8 or 9, after my parents told us to go to bed, i snuck out of my room and hid under their bed for about 20 or 30 minutes until they fell asleep. i slid out from under their bed and got in my dad's face and screamed as loudly as i could. he said he almost punched me in the face.
i got in trouble, no tv for a week or something like that. i asked him about it as a grownup, if he remembered it and if he was really mad at the time, he said it scared the shite out of him but he and my mom got a good laugh out of it.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:17 am to rantfan
quote:
One time my kids and I were outside an ice cream truck passed by and I said hey you know why he's playing the music? They said no, I said because it lets everyone know that he is out of icecream. They found I was lying three years later. They were so mad
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:20 am to lsu480
quote:
Played dead for a few hours when my kid was 3, hid the phones and locked the doors from the outside. She was crying like a little bitch trying to wake me up!
Damn, dude....
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:56 am to Chad504boy
I was having dinner with my wife and daughter when she was little and we were having rabbit. My daughter was surprised when she found out it was rabbit and asked where it came from. I told her it was the Easter Bunny and the poor thing got upset and started to cry. I felt like crap at the time, but she laughs about it now.
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:17 am to Chad504boy
quote:
Worst joke you've played on your kids?
Told them they weren't adopted. Hoo boy were they pissed!
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:33 pm to Chad504boy
About a month ago my kids (3 & 6) hear the ice cream man in the neighborhood. My wife waited with them on the front porch and i was doing some yard work in the back. I could hear the music getting fainter and knew he wasn't coming down our street, so i snuck around the side of the house playing the music on a bluetooth speaker. You should have seen the look on their face as they ran down the driveway and saw it was me
The wife made me take them to Baskin Robbins
The wife made me take them to Baskin Robbins
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:59 pm to Chad504boy
Gift wrapped some boxes with just the packing peanuts inside for prank gifts at Christmas last year. Man the looks my kids(9 and 11yrs old) gave me were awesome
Posted on 6/25/16 at 9:14 am to Chad504boy
told my daughter I would build her a tree house........as soon as the oak tree was big enough.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 10:12 am to Gevans17
My dad was king of the jokes. We had a pet rabbit and he told my brother that the rabbit "pellets" when planted would grow some baby rabbits. So my brother planted them and watered them every day for a long time. He waited for weeks for the ears to grow out of the ground.
Posted on 6/25/16 at 10:21 am to Chad504boy
Took my kid to see the movie "Coraline" when he was little. Later that night, I put buttons over my eyes with double-sided tape. When he walked into the room and I turned and looked him, he almost shite himself. You have to know the movie to understand.
A year or two ago, I bought a really creepy looking baby face mask. When I went to wake him up in the morning (still dark), I put on the mask, a black hoodie, and held a big knife. I just whispered in his ear loudly to wake him up slowly. When he sat up, it scared the crap out of him, but it was kind of like he thought he was dreaming. A second later he did a double take as his eyes focused to the dark and he nearly did a crab walk off the bed. I cracked up, but wish I would have played it out longer. He was legit terrified (despite his amazing karate skills).
A year or two ago, I bought a really creepy looking baby face mask. When I went to wake him up in the morning (still dark), I put on the mask, a black hoodie, and held a big knife. I just whispered in his ear loudly to wake him up slowly. When he sat up, it scared the crap out of him, but it was kind of like he thought he was dreaming. A second later he did a double take as his eyes focused to the dark and he nearly did a crab walk off the bed. I cracked up, but wish I would have played it out longer. He was legit terrified (despite his amazing karate skills
).
Page 3 of 4
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News