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Who is your go-to drunk text?

Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:22 am
Posted by Frank Booth
Member since Jun 2016
31 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:22 am
Hit it off with a stunning and cool as hell chick at Whitey's in South Boston last year round this time. Both in town for just the night. Wild night with a coke fiend, barely made it to work. Before Sunrise meets Tarantino, essentially.

I toss her a joke or a picture or whatever, usually when I'm lit, or maybe if things are just generally going well. She does the same.

Its random and structureless and purposeless cuz we both know nothing will ever happen between us, but damn, its fun. So, yeah, I'm lucky.

What's the flip side, though? Give us your awkward, your dark, your cringe-worthy...

Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120658 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:22 am to
First downvote
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14839 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:23 am to
I don't drink. LDS 4 lyf.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117764 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:23 am to
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6464 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:24 am to
It's never the same girl, but always the same text.

"Lemme eat that arse"
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:24 am to
I'm married so I usually just shitpost here
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76607 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:24 am to
Fly to Boston for the weekend?
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9449 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:25 am to
quote:

I'm married so I usually just shitpost here
lol this
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16599 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:26 am to
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1 post


post less
Posted by Frank Booth
Member since Jun 2016
31 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:27 am to
I'm sending her that pic! Badass
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:29 am to
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18417 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:31 am to
Your mom
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:32 am to
quote:

's never the same girl, but always the same text.

"Lemme eat that arse"




What percentage of textees are up for getting their arse ate?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24651 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:33 am to
MF you are a loser.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:34 am to
probably low, but like I always say, it only needs to work once
Posted by Frank Booth
Member since Jun 2016
31 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:35 am to
You have a point, there.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22531 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:39 am to
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your cringe-worthy..


You've filled the quota for the day.
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:50 am to
Love Coke fiend girls, especially if I have a free evening and an eight ball.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12416 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 8:50 am to
I have a personal rule that I don't send texts after having more than 3 drinks. I don't care how much it makes sense or how bad I want to or how good of an idea it seems at the time, it can wait until tomorrow. I've never regretted this rule.

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 9:08 am to
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I'm married so I usually just shitpost here


Yuuuuup
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