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Best Bathroom / Portalet wall Poetry

Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:49 am
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
1811 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:49 am
So, what is the best wall poetry you have seen in a bathroom stall / portalet.

In west texas, there was the birth poetry written on the bathroom stall wall.


Here i sit, a-hole a flexin, i just gave birth to another texan.............. Signed the chithouse poet......
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 6:50 am
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:52 am to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21962 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:54 am to
He who writes on shite house walls
Rolls his shite into tiny balls
And he who reads these words of whit
Eats those tiny balls of shite.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2168 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 6:55 am to
A welder can weld
A fitter can fit
but the portacan man
knows all y'alls shite
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78079 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:52 am to
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This place is shitty
And Rebeloke threads are to
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5137 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:57 am to
South Downs Lounge men's room. "Dicks hang out here"
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10227 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:02 am to
here i sit
broken hearted
came to shite
but only farted

but now i marinate
in stinky vapor
i finally shite
and got no paper
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:40 am to
"I'm so happy, I'm shitting rainbows right now"
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9666 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:58 am to
Here I sit, gruntin and flexin.
Just gave birth to another Texan.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11837 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:00 am to
Here I sit on the can giving birth to another auburn fan
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68387 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:25 am to
Did you shite
Or did you shat?
Call it what you want
I call it my snack
Posted by rcrdav24
Member since Jul 2015
81 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 9:28 am to
Don't look here the joke's in your hand.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:08 am to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79978 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:16 am to
No matter how beautiful she is, no matter how smart she is, no matter how much she laughs at your jokes...somebody, somewhere is sick of her shite.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
423791 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:17 am to
i used to have a pic from OBs with "eat pussy not pills" scrawled on the war
Posted by Givens
Member since May 2016
740 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:44 am to
Posted by LSUbase13
Mt. Pleasant, SC
Member since Mar 2008
15060 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 10:46 am to
"shite just got real"
Posted by corndogluvr
Folsom
Member since May 2009
183 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 11:05 am to
Pilgrims with short muskets,
Must stand closer to the target.
Posted by lakeviewtiger
BC
Member since Jul 2005
2344 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:05 pm to
From power hall early nineties:

In times of old
When men were bold
And toilets weren't invented

We left our loads
On side the road
And walked away contented
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 12:37 pm to
Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot".
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