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Marrying your first real girlfriend/ girl you had sex with
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:01 pm
I believe in the whole high school sweetheart thing and I'm sure most of those marriages last a long time, but I just can't believe you are truly happy until you've experienced the crazy ex and the rational girlfriend. Trial and error style.
Any OT ballers regret settling down with their first slam piece?
Any OT ballers regret settling down with their first slam piece?
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Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:03 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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and I'm sure most of those marriages last a long time
Ah, no they don't.... Most that I'm aware of end poorly. Folks need to experience the world (including the freaky part) before settling down....
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:22 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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Any OT ballers regret settling down with their first slam piece?
Ignorance is bliss for some. Good for them. Personally, it's not my cup of tea.
How can you know how good filet mignon is if you've had nothing but bologna your entire life? You've got to taste the rainbow before you can appreciate one particular flavor.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:23 pm to jpbTiger
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(including the freaky part)
Care to elaborate on what was inserted in your butt?
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:23 pm to jpbTiger
thats what I thought. I've also never dated anyone I would consider marrying so maybe my opinion is shite
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:23 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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the rational girlfriend
Not sure I understand what you mean here.
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:27 pm to Hopeful Doc
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the rational girlfriend
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Not sure I understand what you mean here.
**more rational.
like the one who doesn't "find my iphone" when you're out late
Posted on 4/21/16 at 11:27 pm to TheAlmightySmash
You haven't lived until you've f-d a bi-polar girl with daddy issues. All sex is subpar after that. Not bad... but, it's like trying to recapture a high.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:05 am to OldHickory
Genius
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:06 am to TheAlmightySmash
grab soap and rub it out. grab rosary and pray it out... otherwise GTFO with jail bait gar-bazshe..
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listen to this and remember your genetic prophecy is profligacy late and soon... dont let some chippy steal your rainbow...
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listen to this and remember your genetic prophecy is profligacy late and soon... dont let some chippy steal your rainbow...
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 12:34 am
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:08 am to saint amant steve
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How can you know how good filet mignon is if you've had nothing but bologna your entire life? You've got to taste the rainbow before you can appreciate one particular flavor.
How would you ever wish you had filet mignon instead if all you've ever had is bologna?
For people that "settle down" with their first - sex is great every time because they don't know any different.
I'm speaking from experience. My wife thinks I'm a damn sex machine and have a huge penis. That's because I'm all she's ever experienced. I have no regrets.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 12:31 am to TheAlmightySmash
Don't do it. You're too young.
This is multigenerational advice
This is multigenerational advice
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:10 am to TheAlmightySmash
I have far too many HS & college friends that settled with their 1st piece. It truly is a shame. Mostly because they all end up cheating &/or divorced.
Always love the naive SO's that say it's the best decision of their lives, all the while being blatantly two-timed.
The girls trips & nights out, the gym memberships, Junior League, etc. You poor bastards...
Always love the naive SO's that say it's the best decision of their lives, all the while being blatantly two-timed.
The girls trips & nights out, the gym memberships, Junior League, etc. You poor bastards...
Posted on 4/22/16 at 1:24 am to saint amant steve
We can always count on you to ghey up a thread.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:16 am to TheAlmightySmash
I didn't do it. But the soon to be Mrs. Gar has only slept with me. Not overly religious, plenty down to earth, not particularly sheltered (although she could be a bit more worldly). Just overall a cool chick. Pretty sure I found the unicorn.
Best part is because she hasn't slept with another guy she can't compare me to others and doesn't know how awful I am in bed.
Best part is because she hasn't slept with another guy she can't compare me to others and doesn't know how awful I am in bed.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:28 am to TheAlmightySmash
All you sinners in this thread.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:30 am to TheAlmightySmash
Didn't do it.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:32 am to gar90
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Best part is because she hasn't slept with another guy s
Not yet......
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:36 am to 4LSU2
She was fat with a very tight toot but I couldn't stay with her.
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:42 am to jpbTiger
I cannot agree more.
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