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Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:31 pm to MBclass83
We had a older guy who was about 6'9 with the longest beard ive ever seen and obsessed with composting. He went through everyones trash cans every day, sifted through them, and basically pulled out any left overs and added it to an empty Folgers can 
Most of the biologists I work with are weird as frick
Most of the biologists I work with are weird as frick
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:33 pm to JoePepitone
Weird guy in our office will wash his hands before using the urinal. I just find this extremely odd.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:45 pm to etm512
quote:I mean, if I take a 10 minute shower, 9 minutes and 38 seconds are spent washing my junk...it's the cleanest part of a man's body...He's got the right idea washing his hands after touching everything throughout the day BEFORE touching the cleanest part of his body
Weird guy in our office will wash his hands before using the urinal. I just find this extremely odd.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:47 pm to TexasTiger90
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UPDATE: Since posting this thread at 1:52, he has sprinted past my office 4 times (8 times round trip back to his office). I can't help but think he knows something we don't...
An old friend once told me "if you want to look busy just walk fast and look worried".
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:51 pm to facher08
WOW - brings back an old memory
We had a guy working in our office that had two problems...hemorroids and constipation.
Everyday after lunch, he would be in the bathroom and be screaming while getting his business done. You sorta felt sorry for him but it was funny to hear him. The ladies in the office would walk outside for a few minutes during the show.
Ran into a guy I worked with back then recently and we had another good laugh.
We had a guy working in our office that had two problems...hemorroids and constipation.
Everyday after lunch, he would be in the bathroom and be screaming while getting his business done. You sorta felt sorry for him but it was funny to hear him. The ladies in the office would walk outside for a few minutes during the show.
Ran into a guy I worked with back then recently and we had another good laugh.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:52 pm to Skin
There's a guy in my office who multiple-sneezes. Every day. At least once or twice a day.
He sneezes four to six times within a 10 second interval.
You want to say "bless you" but you don't know if you should say so after four sneezes, or wait until he goes to six or more.
Because if I say "bless you" after four, and then there's a fifth sneeze, somehow, I look like the a-hole for not blessing after the fifth.
You don't get multiple bless yous. We live in a society.
He sneezes four to six times within a 10 second interval.
You want to say "bless you" but you don't know if you should say so after four sneezes, or wait until he goes to six or more.
Because if I say "bless you" after four, and then there's a fifth sneeze, somehow, I look like the a-hole for not blessing after the fifth.
You don't get multiple bless yous. We live in a society.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 4:52 pm to idlewatcher
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Someone in my building (not my office) often decides to put his pubes ON TOP of the urinal. How does that even happen?
When one of my beard hairs fall out I like to curl it with the edge of my fingernail and leave it on a desk/table for someone to find.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:13 pm to Klark Kent
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who wears Beats over the ear headphones even when going to the bathroom.
Headphones are great in the bathroom. You can't hear other people's guttural noises when they are pumping mud.
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:20 pm to TexasTiger90
We don't have much strange behavior. Just annoying people.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:33 pm to CCTider
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No fricking way. I couldn't deal with that anywhere. I don't know why, but that sounds makes me lose it.
At my dad's last church before he retired, a woman would clip her nails during his sermons. The sanctuary had a concrete floor...the sound echoed throughout the room. Multiple people would comment on it when she would do it. Some people, like yourself, are really really sensitive to that noise.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:34 pm to Salmon
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at my old office, one of the field guys would piss in ziploc bags while driving and just leave them in the floorboard of this truck
the passenger side of this truck was full of ziploc bags full of piss
Please tell me this isn't real life.
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seriously
frick
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:37 pm to The Pirate King
Someone at work wipes buggers all over the bathroom walls. Really big ones, some bloody. We got it narrowed down to one of about three people but can't catch them doing it. So many buggers that when the bathroom was painted a couple years ago the painter had to go around with a scraper trying to get them off the wall before painting.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 5:51 pm to idlewatcher
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I had a meeting with a guy at this company we do business with and I went for the regularly scheduled meeting only he wasn't there. Come to find out, the day before, he was busted for putting video cameras in the women's bathroom and was subsequently arrested (and fired obviously
Did this guy work for an oil and gas company that is headquartered in the DFW area, and were his initials AB?
This post was edited on 3/30/16 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 3/30/16 at 6:46 pm to TexasTiger90
A buddy of mine told me about a coworker that would sit and make mooing noises at his desk. It got so annoying the boss had to tell him to stop. As she was walking away he let out 1 last Moo and was fired for it.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 6:54 pm to Alertbbs1
Fwiw, I think you did an excellent job of explaining your situation. However, it is such a difficult situation to comprehend, I see how most of us normal folk would have questions.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 7:00 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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This post was edited on 5/4/23 at 8:47 am
Posted on 3/30/16 at 7:08 pm to TexasTiger90
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if I take a 10 minute shower, 9 minutes and 38 seconds are spent washing my junk
There is a term for this...
MASTURBATION.
Posted on 3/30/16 at 7:17 pm to TexasTiger90
One of the ladies takes a dump in the bathroom with the lights off sometimes. Not sure if this counts but the FedEx guy dresses and acts exactly like Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading
Posted on 3/30/16 at 7:20 pm to TheIrishFro
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He's asserting dominance over you through a game of battleshits
It usually sounds painful. He can have the win.
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