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Jared Fogle's new prison job: makin sammiches

Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:48 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:48 pm
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He’s serving subs while serving time.

Locked-up former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has a new job in his prison’s cafeteria — and his chief duty is dishing out sandwiches to officers, sources told TMZ.

The notorious sex offender — sentenced to 15 years behind bars after he confessed to having sex with underage girls and collecting child porn — had been working in the inmate dining hall, but officials grew concerned about his safety after he was beaten up in January.

So staffers at Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution Englewood moved him over to the employees’ lunchroom. He’s been tasked with manning the end of the cafeteria line, and his duties allegedly include serving sandwiches.

Prison guards have basked in the hilarity of the ex-Subway guy’s new sub duties, sources claimed.
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Since starting his nearly prison sentence, Fogle has reportedly packed on at least 30 pounds. His prison diet is filled with sugary, fatty canteen food — and the Honey Buns he buys from the commissary haven’t helped his physique either.
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Posted by texastigers11
Fort Worth Texas
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:49 pm to


ETA LINK

How many times has this song been sung to him?
This post was edited on 3/24/16 at 2:52 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:50 pm to
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Prison guards have basked in the hilarity of the ex-Subway guy’s new sub duties, sources claimed


Prison has just got to be brutal

Imagine all the 5 dollar footlong jokes he hears and feels 24/7
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:59 pm to
Oh the irony.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
72296 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:03 pm to
I love how we've been getting a weekly update on what Jared's been up to in prison.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3630 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:11 pm to
The Gods have spoken.
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:16 pm to
There is a lesson to be had here, don't rape children.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:17 pm to
bullshite that he gets to go to the safezone of the gaurds lunchroom instead of getting his arse beat in general population like he deserves.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124959 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:27 pm to
Well Jared got horribly rich,
By pimping an average sandwich,
But he preferred his chicks,
Somewhere 'tween 12 and 6,
Now he's taking footlongs like a bitch
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86624 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:35 pm to
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He’s been tasked with manning the end of the cafeteria line, and his duties allegedly include serving sandwiches.


So all we know for sure is that he works in the employee cafeteria line?
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4520 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:06 pm to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:55 am
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24473 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:52 pm to
It would gross me out to know a pedophile was making/touching my food
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5801 posts
Posted on 3/24/16 at 8:13 pm to
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makin sammiches


I guess they really did make him a prison bitch.
This post was edited on 3/24/16 at 8:14 pm
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