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Hundreds of Meth Head Strippers Eagerly Await
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:52 am
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:52 am
The Greater Atlanta Methamphetamine Community would like to welcome all LSU fans to Atlanta.
Seriously, I know where you are going....
You are gonna tell the little lady that you and Boudreaux are going to a "Sports" Bar. Pole dancing is a sport, right? A legitimate athletic endeavor, right? So technically....
After your sixteenth beer your wallet will feel alarmingly light. Thats when the panic will set in. shite. Did I use the ATM? What is the ATM card going to say on my bank statement (panic). shite... Last time it said Vulvas Hump Shop. I had to sleep in the garage for three weeks...
Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.
Hundreds of Tiger fans staring at her meth-addled arse like it was a tv set playing Hee Haw reruns.
Seriously, I know where you are going....
You are gonna tell the little lady that you and Boudreaux are going to a "Sports" Bar. Pole dancing is a sport, right? A legitimate athletic endeavor, right? So technically....
After your sixteenth beer your wallet will feel alarmingly light. Thats when the panic will set in. shite. Did I use the ATM? What is the ATM card going to say on my bank statement (panic). shite... Last time it said Vulvas Hump Shop. I had to sleep in the garage for three weeks...
Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.
Hundreds of Tiger fans staring at her meth-addled arse like it was a tv set playing Hee Haw reruns.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:55 am to Lsupimp
Some strippers prefer opiates. Some don't do drugs, unless you consider pot a drug. Not many. In fact, I've only ever known one.
Some aren't even whores, believe it or not.
Some aren't even whores, believe it or not.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:56 am to Lsupimp
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Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.
Let it rain truth
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:56 am to JJSpinella
I thought they were just making money to put themselves through law school.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 9:57 am to JJSpinella
The Cheetah on Spring Street waives the cover with the game ticket. "Game over...Cheetah"
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:01 am to Lsupimp
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Truth is, these girls are doing so much meth, their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.
If she do it in a Pringles Sour Cream and Onion can and seal it in I give the bitch $20. Then I mail that to someone I don't like and say, "This is genuine pristine Himalayan oxygen! Breathe deep!"
One whiff, and their organs say "frick it. We're outta here, and we're taking the back way."
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:02 am to Lsupimp
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their biggest challenge is to suppress that big stripper fart that has been building since that noon burrito.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:03 am to Lsupimp
I always thought it was cocaine, but it stands to reason with the recent increase nationwide in m-amphetamine use. Also, the peak dopamine release in the brain from m-amph dwarfs cocaine so once again your statements carry a lot of weight.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:04 am to LSUtigerMD
It puts the GoLytely in the basket.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:07 am to JJSpinella
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Some aren't even whores, believe it or not.
Bull shite, they are all whores and are all fricking crazy bitches.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:10 am to LSUTiger205
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Bull shite, they are all whores
You mean they aren't really into me? Can't be right.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:11 am to SimonSlick
Make sure to use the Jimmy Hat. Sounds like some of you may be on your way...
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:12 am to LSUChicageaux
"Now appearing on Stage three it's the sexy Montana- Amber -Luv-straight outa the trailer park and inda your hearts. Lets give it up for Montana- Amber- Luv".
Everytime I hear the DJ/degenerate/loser say something like that I always wonder if there is a rhyme for CHLYMYDIA.
Of course you can always play Stump The Stripper. It's fun to tell Bambi-Nevada that she will get this crisp twenty if she can name the capitol of New York or name the Vice President of The United States.
If Wink Martindale is available we might have a viable game show...
Everytime I hear the DJ/degenerate/loser say something like that I always wonder if there is a rhyme for CHLYMYDIA.
Of course you can always play Stump The Stripper. It's fun to tell Bambi-Nevada that she will get this crisp twenty if she can name the capitol of New York or name the Vice President of The United States.
If Wink Martindale is available we might have a viable game show...
Posted on 11/30/07 at 10:59 am to Lsupimp
I can't believe a quality topic would slip off the first page. I mean strippers, drugs, football, lsufans, and bodily functions - How can this be?
Posted on 11/30/07 at 11:02 am to LSUtigerMD
Yes-I found it disheartning myself.
If any topic seemed headed for a eleven page thread-I though this one would be it.
But I do have a well -deserved reputation as a thread-killer.
If any topic seemed headed for a eleven page thread-I though this one would be it.
But I do have a well -deserved reputation as a thread-killer.
Posted on 11/30/07 at 11:03 am to LSUtigerMD
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Also, the peak dopamine release in the brain . . .
Posted on 11/30/07 at 11:17 am to Lsupimp
I don't care what their on. As long as they have big tits, a fine arse, and act like sluts...it's all good bro.
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