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Why don't Victorias Secret models have any tits? (NSFW)
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:58 pm
Pretty much every Victoria's Secret model is flat chested
They all need to wear push up bras, and even then still have use airbrushing/makeup/photoshop to make it look like they have tits
You think they would pick models with a rack to demonstrate what their bras can do, but instead they go with women who have small tits.
Here is their front page right now, example of what I am talking about, itty bitty titties. Apparently the girl on the right is wearing a bra that gives you a 2 cup size boost, even after that boost the tits look small.
They all need to wear push up bras, and even then still have use airbrushing/makeup/photoshop to make it look like they have tits
You think they would pick models with a rack to demonstrate what their bras can do, but instead they go with women who have small tits.
Here is their front page right now, example of what I am talking about, itty bitty titties. Apparently the girl on the right is wearing a bra that gives you a 2 cup size boost, even after that boost the tits look small.
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Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:59 pm to accnodefense
Because it's all about the entire package, not just the postage.
Get with it...
Get with it...
Posted on 12/16/15 at 9:59 pm to accnodefense
Why is every thread you start terrible?
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:00 pm to accnodefense
In general high fashion models/lingerie models are not supposed to have big tits. They're supposed to be tall, thin, and pretty flat chested. It's how you make it in the modeling world. Most of those girls have gone through the gambit of modeling and are at the peak of the modeling world.
Now most swimsuit models, big tits all day.
Now most swimsuit models, big tits all day.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:00 pm to accnodefense
Balance.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:01 pm to Kcoyote
quote:
In general high fashion models/lingerie models are not supposed to have big tits. They're supposed to be tall, thin, and pretty flat chested. It's how you make it in the modeling world.
Why though? What difference does chest size make?
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:01 pm to accnodefense
Yeah, those VS models just aren't up to message board poster standards are they?
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:01 pm to accnodefense
Only on the OT do people bitch about Victoria's Secret models.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:02 pm to RockAndRollDetective
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Yeah, those VS models just aren't up to message board poster standards are they?
Lol they are still very attractive, just lacking in the bust department
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:02 pm to accnodefense
kinda hard to have natural DD's and maintain 6% body fat
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:02 pm to RockAndRollDetective
They're gorgeous... Besides everyone knows you marry for the body and the arse,
You can always put the tits on later.
You can always put the tits on later.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:02 pm to accnodefense
It must be a real burden to be so much smarter than all the professional marketers that Victoria's Secret uses.
If you are so smart, why are they wealthy and successful and you are ranting via the Internet?
If you are so smart, why are they wealthy and successful and you are ranting via the Internet?
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:03 pm to accnodefense
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Why though? What difference does chest size make?
The people who make high fashion dresses don't account for large tits normally, and they make one dress for each look. There are many more tall thin women with smaller tits than bigger tits. It's sort of a natural selection thing. So the industry standard changed to smaller tits because accounting for different boobages is hard.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:03 pm to accnodefense
Oh but they do! They're just not as meaty.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:04 pm to accnodefense
That's like the point of the bras, right?
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:16 pm to TheAlmightySmash
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kinda hard to have natural DD's and maintain 6% body fat
This.
Fake tits are a no go and big naturals are nearly impossible to have with the amount of body fat one must have to be a vs model. You know all those Instagram hotties with that skinny waist and big natural boobs? They are still no where near as skinny as a vs model.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:18 pm to accnodefense
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Pretty much every Victoria's Secret model is flat chested
Your standards are just a tad too high.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:21 pm to accnodefense
The biggest reason Playboy rejected models who passed the first screening (e.g. after obvious fatties were eliminated) was bad boob jobs.
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:22 pm to accnodefense
I've always assumed the modeling world wanted their chicks to have a body built like a 12 yr old boy
Posted on 12/16/15 at 10:22 pm to accnodefense
They're supposed to be rail-thin. You can't really have (natural) boobs if you're rail-thin. 
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