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my cousin just made our thanksgiving tomorrow really aqward

Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:54 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25725 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:54 pm
We are at my cousin's house in Mississippi for thanksgiving. All the family is over and he has a Apple TV and used his phone to AirPlay pictures of different family pictures he had from over the years. After he did the slideshow he went to the bathroom.
All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo. what he forgot to do was take AirPlay off his phone so whatever he is looking at on his phone goes to the Apple TV. Now his wife is pissed and embarrassed and now tomorrow when we all meet for thanksgiving with all the family is going to be really aqward.
For me I loved it I thought it was the funniest thing ever. He came out like a hour later being embarrassed and I asked him dude what was that. He told me he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks and said he was gonna do him lol. Now when all the family comes over tomorrow he doesn't want to be there.
I told him just blame your wife and say well if we just had sex none of this would of ever happen lol.
This post was edited on 9/13/16 at 8:41 pm
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54862 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:55 pm to


Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:56 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117769 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:56 pm to
Is his wife hot?
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25725 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:57 pm to
She is ok I give her a high 7.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29795 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:57 pm to
What does aqward mean?

Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19167 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:57 pm to
That is fricking awesome!
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117769 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:58 pm to
What's her name?
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2869 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:58 pm to
Man up and take one for the team. Say you took over the tv because you thought it would be funny.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8111 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:59 pm to
Am I a dick because I want this to be true?
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:59 pm to
aqward thread
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25525 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:59 pm to
Sounds like he's a complete boner. I can't believe he pulled that.

Very aqward.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25725 posts
Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:59 pm to
Hell no that was his dumbass then if I took one for the team then I would have to deal with my wife lol.
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 12:01 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 11/25/15 at 11:59 pm to
he wins the aqward award
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54862 posts
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:00 am to
That part about not having sex with his wife for weeks is totally believeable.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:00 am to
quote:

All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there"

Thanksgiving with the Jerry Springer family! Awesome!
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27387 posts
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:01 am to
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he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks

This is what he should be embarrassed about. Does he give the bitch an option? shite...my wife knows the rule. If she don't give it up, someone else will. Hell, even her grandma told her just before we married,"If you don't want him to roam, NEVER turn him down." She took it to heart.

frick him for being a nutless c unt.

And you're lying.
This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 12:03 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124955 posts
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:02 am to
quote:

That part about not having sex with his wife for weeks is totally believeable.


Truth
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31641 posts
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:03 am to
i brought a Chromecast to my in-laws' house and had that exact thought today. i left some live music youtube videos playing in a room full of people, while i went to the bathroom with my phone. i started thinking of the worst thing i could accidentally cast--like walking out to trannies-on-goats. sucks it's his house and he can't just go into hiding.
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25725 posts
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:04 am to
Well every thanksgiving for now on we will bring that up everytime. Hey remember that time when he was jacking off in the bathroom with his phone but there was porn on the tv lol.
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