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Coonass migration is in full swing
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:23 pm
Z71's hauling everything from bad boy buggies to 86 Honda 3wheelers headed north on Hwy 61. Like baby ducks in a row they head to the Florida Parishes or SW Mississippi to pillage the bounties of the land. Every gas station along the way is full of Camo clad folks with complimentary hightop white shoes. They've traded their Salt Life shirts for Team Realtree and removed rod holders from their trucks and added that necessary 32" LED light bar.
For the next two months these weekend warriors will wage war on the deer with no mercy. They will complain with a cigarette hanging from their lips for the entire month of November how the deer numbers are down. They will reflect back on all the wealth of knowledge they learned in the off season from the Sportsman and Outdoor channels.
As December comes and goes and January flys by, 2 year old "studs" will fall to be trophies above a fireplace. They'll leave empty corn and rice bran bags scattered along the roadways. As Febuary creeps in the land will breathe a big sigh of relief and begin to recover from the rape she had received.
Happy hunting
For the next two months these weekend warriors will wage war on the deer with no mercy. They will complain with a cigarette hanging from their lips for the entire month of November how the deer numbers are down. They will reflect back on all the wealth of knowledge they learned in the off season from the Sportsman and Outdoor channels.
As December comes and goes and January flys by, 2 year old "studs" will fall to be trophies above a fireplace. They'll leave empty corn and rice bran bags scattered along the roadways. As Febuary creeps in the land will breathe a big sigh of relief and begin to recover from the rape she had received.
Happy hunting
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:27 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
they're on I-49 too
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:29 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
you should change that to BR area rednecks. Coonass's aren't going deer hunting in Miss. for the most part, not at this time of the year. Its duck season...
Carry on
Carry on
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:32 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
I'm pretty sure you mean redneck. I'm positive.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:37 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
That sand in your vagina is going to make a lovely pearl.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:37 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Doe day, bruh. I'd guess Concordia, Caldwell and Tensas Parish been full of 'em for a mont. Will look like a gypsy caravan on first w/e of Feb on Hwy 65.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:38 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
My truck is packed. Couple more emails to write and I'll be headed north till my Igloos are full.
WTF am I on the OB for? There's work to do and deer that need to be shot.......
WTF am I on the OB for? There's work to do and deer that need to be shot.......
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:40 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Well, don't migrate down her to catch specks and reds and I'll stay away from your deer.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:59 pm to double d
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Well, don't migrate down her to catch specks and reds and I'll stay away from your deer
Not a problem. I like the kinda fishing that's a challenge
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:02 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Not enough of my fellow coonass make the migration. The trespassing on my lease diminishes significantly this time of year.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:08 pm to joeleblanc
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BR area rednecks
They aren't excluded
They've just been here since Oct 1st
The coonasses generally don't show up until gun season opens
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:05 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Pretty shitty post from a solid poster.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:26 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
You sound like a swell guy
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:46 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
There were quite a few *shudder* Dodges on the road on the way up this afternoon. Think you're spot on. I been coming since Oct 1.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 7:48 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Naw they headed up here for opening of East zone duck hunting & staying the full week to next weekend which is doe day on the WMAs
Posted on 11/20/15 at 7:48 pm to s14suspense
Poor OP - Can't afford a lease.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 7:53 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
Does this mean the talent is migrating back to Illusions...
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