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Jar Jar Binks was a Powerful Force User?

Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:07 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:07 pm
Did a search and didn't see anything, so SIAP. This guy did a good job with this theory.

LINK



I'd post more of the link but their are some gifs to support his theory. Way too much time on this guy's hands but a good read none the less.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:10 pm to
Of course he is. He managed to take an all-time great trilogy and turn it's triumphant return into shite.
Posted by kingbob
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Member since Nov 2010
67292 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:21 pm to
I love this theory and I wish it were true. The only part that makes it implausible is the idea that Lucas would shoehorn in Dookue just because fans hated Jar Jar so much. Other than that, it's actually almost plausible.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39646 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:37 pm to
I used to be able to do a kip up.

You flop like a fish the first 1,000 times and then all a sudden you pull it off every time.

Jedi?

In any event this would be somewhat better than what we were given/accepted. However it's also likely the author is doing what the brain does best. Find a pattern where none exists
This post was edited on 11/2/15 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Sith Master Jar Jar


Damn. What could have been. (For realz. This theory makes a lot of sense.)
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 11/2/15 at 10:22 pm to
Damn it. Now I have to go back and watch the prequels
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39815 posts
Posted on 11/2/15 at 10:33 pm to
Possible force sensitive being, highly probable the way he seems to clumsily come out ahead. Sith lord, no fricking way.
Posted by Asgard Device
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 11/3/15 at 12:07 am to
He did manage to get out of some pretty hairy situations. Maybe he is unknowingly using the force inside him, in spite of his clumsy, idiotic nature. It would be akin to an incredibly dumb person having inane raw musical talent, except in this case it is a matter of life or death.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 11/3/15 at 12:15 am to
This is awesome.
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 11/3/15 at 7:49 am to
That was an awesome read. Fan fiction I will now believe in.

If it had been revealed at the end of clone wars that Jar-Jar-Binks was a Sith mind control mastermind that trained Palpatine as an apprentice and foresaw the way to lead Anakin to the Dark Side that would have been amazing.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
35014 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 10:59 am to
Can someone please kill this line of thinking? It is beyond idiotic.
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:06 am to
I like the evil mastermind part of the theory, but the Force user part absolutely does not hold up. The Gungans are shown to have fantastic agility, Jar Jar is not unique in this sense.

I like the rest of it, but I jump off on the Force user part.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 11/3/15 at 11:52 am to
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This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 8:17 pm
Posted by GOON
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 11/3/15 at 1:30 pm to
Ahmed Best (actor who played Jar Jar) on Twitter

quote:

"I will say this, it feels really good when the hidden meaning behind the work is seen. No matter how long it takes."
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
20565 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:44 pm to
While I don't think this is legit, it certainly provokes some thought. It seems completely silly, but the more you try to discount or prove it wrong, the more circumstancial evidence pops up that could actually support it.

Jar Jar definitely pops into every relevant scene that shapes the SW galaxy as we know it, and he often is providing at least subtle momentum to move things to Palpatine's control/ the "Dark Side".

Most of all, it's able to fit; all you would need would be to add in a history of Binks and Palpatine knowing each other prior to Palpatine's rise to power. There's nothing that would contradict that, and then the rest actually works. Binks and Palpatine would be the 2 "real" Sith, who move and shape things at the strategic level, and Maul/Dooku/Grevious/Vader are just powerful pawns who are used, but replaceable.

If you go with this, then almost any and all remnants of the Jedi are gone by the time Vader and Yoda die, and Luke is a powerful but only partially trained Force user, who could be vulnerable to the subversions of an apparently idiotic (but truly extremely evil and skilled) Binks. And this time, you don't have even the slightest hint of an order that could resist them, within the Force.
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