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Do you sit or stand to wipe?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:22 am
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:22 am
funny deadspin article
I stand
I don't care if we have debated this before
quote:
There is a 50/50 split between sitters and standers
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Each half is completely unaware the other half exists
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Amongst the standers there is a 50/50 split between those that simply stand up and those that stand, turn, and face the toilet.
I stand
I don't care if we have debated this before
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 9:23 am
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Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:22 am to LSUvegasbombed
Wut
stand while you whip shite off?
stand while you whip shite off?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:22 am to LSUvegasbombed
sit, wipe back to front while using my balls as a mudd flap.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:23 am to LSUvegasbombed
wait, peoples stand up and then wipe, wouldn't that squish the shite and make it harder to wipe?
I go through the front, I heard that was odd, but I have those long toilets.
I go through the front, I heard that was odd, but I have those long toilets.
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 9:24 am
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:24 am to Napoleon
Do you even half squat wipe, bro?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:24 am to LSUvegasbombed
I'm pretty convinced this is all a big troll job and that no one actually stands to wipe.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:24 am to Napoleon
quote:
wait, peoples stand up and then wipe, wouldn't that squish the shite and make it harder to wipe?
This , who the frick stands up, doodoo err wurr
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:24 am to Napoleon
I stand and it allows me to pull my cheeks apart and get a more efficient wipe. I think the whole stand/sit thing is dependent on either 1)how your parents taught your or 2)your height.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:25 am to LSUvegasbombed
Sit. How do you wipe if your butt cheeks are together?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:25 am to LSUvegasbombed
I squat, so I guess I'm somewhat in between
I don't see how fully sitting is even possible
I don't see how fully sitting is even possible
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:25 am to LSUvegasbombed
I stand and hold my left asscheek apart so it's easier to wipe and I go through less TP that way. Men with hairy assholes know the struggle...
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:25 am to LSUvegasbombed
Stand like a boss
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:25 am to LSUvegasbombed
I stand. Because I don't wanna get shite on my balls. I have the liquor shits a lot.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:26 am to LSUvegasbombed
I can't even picture standing to do it.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:26 am to LSUvegasbombed
WAIT, YOURE SUPPOSED TO WIPE?!?!?!?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:26 am to BottomlandBrew
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I'm pretty convinced this is all a big troll job and that no one actually stands to wipe.
I agree, but as far as how you actually dump, I have seen several threads on numerous boards and it is always split between sitters and hoverers. I rarely hover unless it's a nasty situation.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:28 am to LSUvegasbombed
I was literally just shitting and thinking about this because the weirdo next to me is standing up to wipe. He is like 6'7 so he towers over the stall in this awkward stance as he cleans himself.
Personally I don't understand why or how you would stand up to wipe. I lean to my left, use my right hand to wipe. I just tried going in from the front which is just silly. And then I tried to stand and the shite just made an ink blot between my cheeks.
Stay seated people. It's really the only way.
Personally I don't understand why or how you would stand up to wipe. I lean to my left, use my right hand to wipe. I just tried going in from the front which is just silly. And then I tried to stand and the shite just made an ink blot between my cheeks.
Stay seated people. It's really the only way.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:29 am to oleyeller
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sit, wipe back to front while using my balls as a mudd flap.
I literally laughed out loud at this. My female office mate asked what was so funny. I said "if I told you, I'd have to meet with HR".
No pics.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:29 am to LSUvegasbombed
Such a shitty thread
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:29 am to LSUvegasbombed
I thought people quit standing to wipe around 2nd grade
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