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Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:28 pm to Ldrake53
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He needs to take lessons from Gronk on how to be the best player in the NFL at your position, make the millions, then have the greatest off seasons on the planet with lots of gorgeous babes.
The man certainly has it all figured out. Respect.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:28 pm to Howyouluhdat
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Lindsey Pelas wants to frick him. I would get on that
oh he def gay.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:30 pm to RedRifle
He should just date his one true love: JJ Watt
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:30 pm to KosmoCramer
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The guy probably had zero game
He could frick 90% of the women in Houston without speaking
So yes he's probably gay
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:30 pm to wildtigercat93
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I bet his dinner conversations are the best
"AND THEN DESTROYED THAT OLINE PUNK....AND DID 100 PUSH-UPS ON THE FIELD AFTERWARDS!"
"Oh yeah. Fascinating"
This is EXACTLY how I view him
He's Joe from Family Guy's friends when he gets his legs back working for an episode
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:32 pm to RedRifle
It's not complicated if you're wanting to avoid wallet chasers, I'm sure 95% of chicks outside of Houston have no idea what he looks like. In fact he could spin this into some sort of reality show during the off-season. Chicks think they're going to date some average Joe who slaves away at the local sawmill, cameras follow them for some made-up theme, they go on multiple dates, he makes sure she's the one then he reveals he's JJ fricking Watt and she squirts live on camera
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:35 pm to Chad504boy
Heritage jokes are okay as long as the person on the receiving end is white.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:36 pm to RedRifle
He isn't the most attractive guy and his personality is awful. He's a dumb, meat head jock.
He could get some hot pussy, but it won't be this:
I don't think he's a bad person though, so I wish him luck.
He could get some hot pussy, but it won't be this:
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"You don't know who wants you for you, who wants you for the money, who wants you for the fame. You have no idea. And how would you know? There's no way.
I don't think he's a bad person though, so I wish him luck.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:36 pm to RedRifle
He need to go back to Wisconsin and find one of those big farm girls to make him happy.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:36 pm to Brageous
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This is EXACTLY how I view him
He's Joe from Family Guy's friends when he gets his legs back working for an episode
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:38 pm to cascadia
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J.J. Watt trying to find a girlfriend
Just so happens I know a guy who is good with girlfriends
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:38 pm to ipodking
He can train while moving her around. It's a win win.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:50 pm to Ldrake53
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He needs to take lessons from Gronk on how to be the best player in the NFL at your position, make the millions, then have the greatest off seasons on the planet with lots of gorgeous babes.
The key Gronk figured out is to never slow down the drinking. Once you do that, you never regain the awesome recovery powers you once had, unless you are willing to persevere through some serious hangovers for a while.
I lost my powers. Now I blame some mysterious roofie man every time I get a little carried away.
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 3:56 pm to Billy Mays
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He's so regimented I doubt having a gf fits into his lifestyle.
Yup thays why he needs man love in his life. No girl can keep up with Watt
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:08 pm to RedRifle
What a beta bitch
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:09 pm to lsufball19
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the guy says he gets 10 hours of sleep a night and wakes up at like 6 every day to train
Wakes up at 345am and goes to bed at 7.
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:10 pm to cajuntiger07
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Wakes up at 345am and goes to bed at 7.
So he eats dinner at the same time most 80+ year old men do.
This post was edited on 9/16/15 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:14 pm to Cole Beer
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He should hook up with Rousey and make super ugly kids.
FIFY
Posted on 9/16/15 at 4:19 pm to RedRifle
He can't stop talking about himself on dates that why he's single.
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