I don't care what any of you nimfrickingcompoops say. Les Miles is the greatest coach in LSU history. I'm convinced all the whining and crying about play calling is coming from two factions:

1. Non-LSU, mostly buma and Sabin fans who seek to divide this house knowing in the words of Jesus and Lincoln that a house divided, it just won't stand. How about Shelby Foote and the newly remastered Ken Burns Civil War documentary on PBS all week? I miss watching it. What a doc that was and man the new colors just make it amazing to watch.

2. LSU loser fans who have no self worth and no purpose on earth but to criticize others they think have to be perfect. Like Les Optimus Miles. Don't they remember the days of every other coach in LSU history? Losing to UAB under Sabin...and so forth.

But the losses and bad decisions have been fewer under Les Optimus Miles than ever before in LSU history, and have been better than any other program in college football over the past decade.

LSU looked great - NATIONAL TITLE CONTENDERS last night. We are so young -- starting a bunch of true and redshirt freshmen. Half our team was playing HS ball in the last 1.5 years! And we went on the road and defeated a top 25 team in a place that allows illegal noise makers and whistles. I heard constant fake whistles all night. In fact I think the refs should have stopped the game and threatened to call the game if the MSU trash continued to blow fake whistles during the game. Speaking of trash, I trolled that POS TPOS Dillon Day and his teammate last night. He blocked me on Twitter. I hope someone blows out his knees on the field and he's forced to sell cars at a used Hyundai dealership in Monroe.

We DOMINATED a top 25 team at their house last night with a young team! And had the refs not been abysmal and given MSU spots and called back big play after big play for LSU on truly phantom calls, LSU rolls by 30.

I'm proud of MY LSU FIGHTING TIGERS. AND I'M PROUD OF OPTIMUS MILES!!!!!!!!!

The people who have continuously tried to get Optimus Miles fired over the last decade after a loss or questionable call don't really love LSU. They love some mythical idea of perfection that they think LSU should represent. They are negative Tigers at all. They are DECEPTATIGERS, people who hide in the costume of LSU Tiger fans, but are really just deceiving themselves about themselves. They say they care about the future of LSU, but the only thing they really care about is how they look and feel, to themselves and to others. If LSU isn't absolutely perfect, their cover is blown and their costume is off. Their own flaws are visible to all and to themselves. Can't have that, can you now, Deceptatigers?

LSU FANS have long smelled out these Deceptatigers, and as we have continued our unmatched decade of victory, good sportsmanship, and love, the Deceptatigers are again in hiding, tickling their little parts to megasabin's memory, which was in reality no where near as good as Optimus Miles' TRUTH! But they will be back. We must prepare for them and continue to support our fearless and respected leader, Optimus Miles.

I for one think LSU has never had a better coach than Optimus Miles nor will we ever again. Miles will go down as one of the top 5 coaches of all time. For his wins on the field, for his success in the players lives, for the way he handles adversity and triumph, for the way he loves his family, and places life in its correct context.

OPTIMUS MILES, let's transform, roll out, and smoke out these Deceptatigers!