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re: What are some reasons you decided you couldn't date a girl?

Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15229 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

Who doesn't like some bean sprouts in their tossed salad?
TBH it was like a daddy longlegs had fallen backwards into the hole. Really sad, too, because she liked it from behind, hard, with her arse spread wide and her head crammed into the headboard. Should have just bought a trimmer and dealt with it.

If I could go back to then with what I know now...
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15229 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 5:39 pm to
I don't care about the foot size itself, but toes as long as fingers are weird, particularly when they hang over the front of the shoes. WTF.
Posted by Augustus1
Member since Jun 2015
50 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 7:37 pm to
I could see her ear wax.
Posted by MyNameIsNobody
Member since Dec 2013
1136 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68784 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:41 pm to
She was taller than me
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 9:44 pm
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
16196 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:41 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:23 am
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:44 pm to
Kids

Cute, but not enough money to make her lack of hotness worth it

Lack of intelligence

Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
5362 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

- Girl's dog was a weenie dog. Total worthless dog.


Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63873 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

TBH it was like a daddy longlegs had fallen backwards into the hole. Really sad, too, because she liked it from behind, hard, with her arse spread wide and her head crammed into the headboard. Should have just bought a trimmer and dealt with it.


quote:

I could see her ear wax.


I was gonna make a joke, but this is just getting gross now.

BTW, I wonder what the responses to a spin-off thread would be: Dealbreakers that caused a female to drop you.
Posted by A1
Member since Aug 2015
1 post
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:16 pm to
I'm gay.
Posted by IPlayedGreatTonight
New Orleans, LA
Member since Mar 2012
1381 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:25 pm to
Because she had fricked 69 guys by the age of 22.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:28 pm to
Here's one that I didn't catch until after it was too late....

"hey babe, can you go fix me some water?"

Yeeahhhh
Posted by Three-n-Snout
Member since Nov 2012
1774 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:38 pm to
Considering backing off a current 8 month relationship because she's becoming too suspicious ...and for no reason. She has this dumb bitch friend who suspects every man of being deceitful and she's planting seeds of suspicion in her head. I can't deal with that shite...
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 10:56 pm to
A couchay that wasn't shaved or had stink to it. Definite no go.
Posted by CourtesyFlusher
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
23 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

TBH it was like a daddy longlegs had fallen backwards into the hole. Really sad, too, because she liked it from behind, hard, with her arse spread wide and her head crammed into the headboard. Should have just bought a trimmer and dealt with it. If I could go back to then with what I know now...


...and what do you know now?
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:36 pm to
Bad teeth
Smoker
No ambition
No sense of humor
Has to be a fan of the SEC
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36743 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 12:58 am to
Her feet were disgusting
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22348 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 1:15 am to
You people crack me up. I guess y'all are perfect.
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 2:06 am to
It's been said that if they didn't have that little "thing" they got, there would be a bounty on their heads.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4790 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 2:53 am to
if her ex bf is 60 years older than her (this is in asia and more common than u think)

ex bf name tattoo on her

poor

uneducated

short temper

basically all qualities of my current gf
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