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Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:57 am to PawnMaster
Our baseball coach used to tell a freshman to go get the left handed bats out of the shed
whenever a black player would come to bat for the other team he'd shout "HE'S GOT WHEELS!!!" so when we played all black schools everybody would shout it for every batter
whenever a black player would come to bat for the other team he'd shout "HE'S GOT WHEELS!!!" so when we played all black schools everybody would shout it for every batter
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:59 am to bawbarn
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One time my coach got tired of my shite and called me Jerry Lewis in front of all the parents. He then told me I had to admit that he was my daddy or some shite like that. Later on in camp, we all came together and learned to sing and dance to music that the black players liked. It was awesome. Then some dude kissed me and I got pissed. I really don't like to talk about that though.
Okay Gary Bertier from Remember the TItans.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:02 pm to PawnMaster
"Goddammit! Ya'll two can be drunks the rest of your lives! Get to god damn practice on time!" after coming in late to a Tuesday AM practice on Veterans Day(no school that day).
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:02 pm to PawnMaster
CHANGE THE THREAD TITLE
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:05 pm to PawnMaster
"Every swinging dick out here is gonna..."
"Boy, you couldnt play dead in a John Wayne film."
"Boy, you couldnt play dead in a John Wayne film."
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:05 pm to PawnMaster
Comment during "wildcat" drill, "OOOOOH Go-od dam, you two look like cub bears trying to beat each other's meat!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:11 pm to chitiger92
They are really nice pencils.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:15 pm to PawnMaster
I played football with a guy who's dad was the coach at another local high school. He was the head football coach and he had a wooden leg. He would thumb tack his socks up to prevent them from sliding down his leg. I thought it was awesome.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:16 pm to PawnMaster
Junior high coach threw the ball as hard as he could at the back of a player's helmet for snapping the ball early. Hit him hard.
I never did and never could care that much.
I never did and never could care that much.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:20 pm to PawnMaster
Our coach had north Mississippi accent and his voice cracked every 4th word.
"shite Son, you couldn't tell your arse from a hole in the ground"
One day he walked in the locker room with a roll of brown paper towels in one hand, and white toilet paper in the other saying "This is for your arse, this is for your hands, I don't want to see anymore brown paper in the toilet, or you're going to be standing ankle deep in shite water unclogging the toilet."
When talking to the JV guys "shite, all yall do is make a bunch of noise and shite everywhere, Yall like a bunch of goddamn Seagulls"
"shite Son, you couldn't tell your arse from a hole in the ground"
One day he walked in the locker room with a roll of brown paper towels in one hand, and white toilet paper in the other saying "This is for your arse, this is for your hands, I don't want to see anymore brown paper in the toilet, or you're going to be standing ankle deep in shite water unclogging the toilet."
When talking to the JV guys "shite, all yall do is make a bunch of noise and shite everywhere, Yall like a bunch of goddamn Seagulls"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:23 pm to PawnMaster
During punt coverage practice, complaining the coverage team didn't get downfield fast enough:
"Y'all shoulda been down there and had a fire built by the time that ball got there!"
"Y'all shoulda been down there and had a fire built by the time that ball got there!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:24 pm to PawnMaster
After our tackle missed a few blocks during practice-"What's the matter Frank? Are you having your period?"
After a running back was too slow hitting the hole-"My grandma's faster than you, and she's in a nursing home."
After a running back was too slow hitting the hole-"My grandma's faster than you, and she's in a nursing home."
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:25 pm to SEClint
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"Son of a bitch! Motherfrick everything! frick this school!"
This is the best thread I have ever read on the OT, I have tears.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:25 pm to RedMustang
"Tricep push downs are better than sex"
"shite the bed"
"shite the bed"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:28 pm to PawnMaster
I remember something about a cold whales vagina or something.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:35 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Okay Gary Bertier from Remember the TItans.
Ummm, that would mean I am dead, bro...
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:38 pm to PawnMaster
When life gives you lemons make lemon juice.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:47 pm to PawnMaster
It was a jr high right of passage to have the head coach call us a "bird nut" or "piss ant". We knew we had made it then.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:49 pm to PawnMaster
"If yall keep screwing this up, yall are just gonna run till I get tired."
"Son, if you were a little bigger, taller, and faster, you might have a future in this."
"Damn it son, if you read holes off the field as poorly as you do on, you're in serious trouble."
My dads tells me his head football coach used to do this...
Coach - "Hey (insert players last name), come here!"
Kid runs over... "Yes coach?"
Coach - "Ah nothing, just wanted to see how far I could lead a jackass without a rope."
"Son, if you were a little bigger, taller, and faster, you might have a future in this."
"Damn it son, if you read holes off the field as poorly as you do on, you're in serious trouble."
My dads tells me his head football coach used to do this...
Coach - "Hey (insert players last name), come here!"
Kid runs over... "Yes coach?"
Coach - "Ah nothing, just wanted to see how far I could lead a jackass without a rope."
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