Spinoff: Rank the Harry Potter Books

Order of the Phoenix is easily my favorite of the entire series. You get to finally see Harry being badass. He teaches the other students and holds his own better than anyone in the battle in the end. The movie did a terrible job of showing all of that.

1) The Half-Blood Prince
2) The Deathly Hallows
3) The Goblet of Fire
4) The Prisoner of Azkaban
5) The Chamber of Secrets
6) The Order of the Phoenix
7) The Sorcerer's Stone

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You get to finally see Harry being badass

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He was an emo little bitch for most of it...

HBP

The Rest

1. Half-Blood Prince
2. Goblet of Fire
3. Sorcerer's Stone
4. Chamber of Secrets
5. Prisoner of Azkaban
6. Deathly Hallows
7. Order of the Phoenix

It's been a while since I've read through all 7, but I remember enjoying Goblet of Fire more than the others. I flew through that book, and it was the first of the 7 that came in "mega-size"

I remember not really caring for Chamber or Prisoner.

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He was an emo little bitch for most of it...

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Let's see. Harry(who is 15 btw) begins this book having just witnessed a fellow classmate be brutally murdered before dueling Voldemort and seeing his parents in ghost form. After returning to the place where he once lived in a cupboard, he is attacked by dementors, threated to be thrown on the streets, and learned he might be expelled from the one place that is his home. Finally, after having no contact from any of his friends or other wizards, he learns of a secret organization attempting to stop Voldemort. Secret, because you know the whole Ministry of Magic is slandering Harry continuously calling him a liar.

After having been the only wizard with the balls to face Voldy like a man countless times, he learns he isn't allowed to know any strategies or anything for that matter. The closest thing he has ever had to a father is miserable locked inside 24/7 while Harry is shipped back to school. Harry is having recurring nightmares where he inside the head of the most dangerous man in the world leaving his mentor to not even look him in the eyes much less have an actual conversation with him(not that Dumbledore will actually reasonably explain this to Harry).

Harry learns he is an outcast at Hogwarts. His own bunk mate Seamus Finnagin believes him to be a crazy egotistical liar. He is forced to attend a class where he is repeatedly called a liar only to have it scarred into his hand every night. His only getaway from this is quidditch which is soon taken away from him. And after all this he is forced to take occulmency lessons with the one person who knows how to make his life even more miserable(frick snape).

I could go on but frankly I'm tired of typing. Harry was far from a "emo little bitch" but I get that this is popular to say on the internet.

TLDR: Harry was going through some shite man

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He very much was an emo little bitch.

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You would make a great therapist.

Harry- A few months ago I witnessed the man who murdered my parents and tried to murder me 3 times come back to life and murder a classmate. I escaped after seeing my his last kills in ghost form. I have been secluded from any human contact other than the family who once kept me in a cupboard.

You- Stop being a little emo bitch

perfect jay and silent bob gif

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Especially at the end when Hermione is trying to convince him to at least see if Sirius is still at the hideout before they run off to the Ministry. You understood Harry's urgency, but all the evidence pointed to it being a planted vision, and you couldn't talk sense into him.

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He did try to see if Sirius was home and Kreacher lied to him. Couple that with most of his visions coming true, he made a decision. Snape was the real frick up. Who cares if Umbridge knows you're with Dumbledore. You know Harry will make a rash decision and fall into Voldys trap. You stop him!