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re: 5 American sex norms Europeans think are crazy

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Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:00 pm to
1.agree it's stupid
2. I don't wtf that means
3. I love hugs, great for stress and copping a feel
4. I understand the anti-abortion violence
5. Anteaters are ugly
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25728 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:02 pm to
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5. Our dislike of dick cheese


fify
Posted by SlackMaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
2663 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:03 pm to
Serious question: Why should we care what Europeans think?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:04 pm to
I'm guessing OP is an aardvark and this is really just a circumcision thread.
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2010 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:05 pm to
Hugs are rape crimes these days
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
177213 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:05 pm to
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Serious question: Why should we care what Europeans think?
Im more concerned with the concern about why dudes on here are concerned with the appearance of others dudes cocks
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13495 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:08 pm to
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I'm happy I'm circumsized


I want what was taken from me back
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:15 pm to
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1. Extreme violence in the media is fine, just don’t show a nipple. 2. Our puritan prudery.


Yes and Yes.

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3. Our fear of hugs.


We hug as much as Europeans in most parts of the country. We don't generally kiss in a non-sexual way (as a greeting or otherwise), though I do. So hide yo wife and 18+ daughters.

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4. Our anti-abortion violence.


This happens how often? One attack every 6 or 7 years?

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5. Our preference for circumcision.


They do think that strange, but as far as I can tell the girls like it. Have you ever compared the aesthetic quality of a circumcised penis vs. an anteater--not to mention the hygiene and health benefits? #Nohomo, btw
This post was edited on 7/11/15 at 6:19 pm
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37767 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:22 pm to
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I'm happy I'm circumsized


and here we go....
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37767 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:23 pm to
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but as far as I can tell the girls like i


Of course they do. It's part of our culture. I'm sure in some parts of the world they would freak the frick out.
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25240 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:28 pm to
I wish I hadn't been circumcised. Supposedly that can take away over half the feeling of your little guy.
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37767 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:29 pm to
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It's an interesting debate for sure.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:30 pm to
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1. Yeah this one is ridiculous. We look like violence-crazed maniacs with this.


Agreed.

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2. Uuhhhh...what? Maybe a percentage of fundamentalist Christians are prudes, but I'd say the majority of Americans are into sex out in the open.


1 is a perfect example of this. That somehow a nipple is worse than a person getting blown up is a perfect example of the puritan prudery. We are fine with the suggestion of sex in marketing, etc. Americans are terrified of openly engaging in candid discussion.

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3. I love hugs! Then again, I'm 50% Italian.


Yeah, I'm WASP mostly, and I'm fine with hugs.

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4. Anti-abortion violence? What does this actually mean?



Terrorism against abortion clinics. I don't know how much of this is an actual thing. But you gotta admit the irony if it actually is. Some one is so sensitive to the idea of taking human life that a fetus itself is sacred commits murder to get this idea across. Again, I don't know how much of a thing this actually is.

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5. Sorry I'd rather my penis not look like a star nose mole.




Those ant eater people are just jealous.
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45216 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:30 pm to
I opened the thread expecting kinky shite Americans do that Europeans find weird
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:31 pm to
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Supposedly that can take away over half the feeling of your little guy.

Like I need to nut quicker.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:32 pm to
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Of course they do. It's part of our culture. I'm sure in some parts of the world they would freak the frick out.


I meant European girls like it.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50268 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:36 pm to
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Europeans tend to view us as the land of the free, home of the batshit crazy.


Anyway, the bullshite article cited no studies....
This post was edited on 7/11/15 at 6:37 pm
Posted by Jtigers99
Holly Beach, USA
Member since Dec 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:39 pm to
I find it funny all the hot sluts who post free the nipple stuff on Facebook and Twitter. But they never free their nipples.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131574 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:39 pm to
Oddly enough mostly European Americans are circumcised.

The blokes that came over to help with agriculture are not.

Go figure......
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20774 posts
Posted on 7/11/15 at 6:40 pm to
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