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Warning: Another cool story, bro
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:24 pm
So I go to get some beer from the Shell down the street from my house after I got off work tonight, and I'm standing at the register getting my wallet out to show the guy behind the register cause I'm still in my early 20s and haven't transcended into that phase of adulthood yet where not getting ID'd is normal. Well, the guy I hand my ID to kinda looks at it for a good 8-10 seconds, then he looks over at the other guy working behind the counter, and gives him a little look. He looks back at me and says, "I am taking this.", and holds onto my wallet and proceeds to whip out a bundle of confiscated IDs while I looked at him dumbfounded by what is happening, until I got that "I'm over 21, and I don't have to take this shite" mentality so I demanded that he returned it or I'd call the police. He told me to call the police, but he's not giving me my ID back. Completely butthurt by what he said I almost lost my shite on him, but as soon as he sees I'm legitimately flustered, hands back my ID and laughs with his friend, then asks me, "why did you show me your ID, this is Shell? You don't have to worry about that here, man." I had a pretty good laugh about it afterwards, but they were practically pissing themselves over my reaction to such a harmless prank. Guess I deserves that, but damn if they didn't start cracking up when I threatened to call the police, I'm sure I was this close to losing my cool and making an even bigger arse of myself.
TL;DR -
Gas station attendants: 1
Me: -1
TL;DR -
Gas station attendants: 1
Me: -1
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:26 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:
Gas station attendants: 1
Me: -1
well.. it would be "you: 0", unless there's another "cool story, bro" in which you lost as well.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:28 pm to GEAUXmedic
I say me threatening to call the police as my first resort to resolve something like that is automatically -1 for douchiness.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:29 pm to NotoriousFSU
have you ever seen undercover brother?
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:30 pm to RodFarva
Where is this station?
This post was edited on 6/8/15 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:31 pm to Caplewood
Thought it'd be best to post it on her first, then try Facebook so I can compare the two reactions later in my diary.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:33 pm to Palmetto08
The old Shell station in Auburn sold me beer without an ID on the way to play intramural football and my buddy wanted me to grab him some cigarettes so I went back inside and they refused to sell me (same guy) cigarettes because I didn't have an ID with me.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:34 pm to Palmetto08
It's at the intersection of get a map, and go frick yourself.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:36 pm to Palmetto08
quote:
Palmetto08
Where is this station?
Here piggie, piggie...
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:42 pm to NotoriousFSU
Congrats on getting trolled. The dudes sound like tools.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:45 pm to NotoriousFSU
How many dicks did the clerk's girlfriend suck?
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:46 pm to BRgetthenet
Couldn't tell you, but she was trying to suck some dick when she was out there.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:49 pm to NotoriousFSU
you could of then said
"Well I am with the ABC board, great to know you don't card, I'll be back tomorrow with my supervisor to see yours."
"Well I am with the ABC board, great to know you don't card, I'll be back tomorrow with my supervisor to see yours."
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:51 pm to NotoriousFSU
I have a not so cool story from today. I was walking down dalrymple by the frat houses And a guy driving a Lincoln towncar just drove up on the sidewalk, accelerated and smashed his car right into a tree. I guess he lost consciousness or something. We couldn't get the doors open to the car so the firemen had to use their tools to do it. He was alive thankfully
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