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Best Quotes from Major League movies
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:48 am
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:48 am
Friends and I were discussing greatest quotes from ML1 and 2. We aren't talking about ML3 debacle. Think Bob Uecker had all the great quotes. Most underrated...
"Hiroshi 'Kamakazi' Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocked himself out cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan, that's better than actually catching the ball. Personally, I just think he's trying to get out of the line up."
"Hiroshi 'Kamakazi' Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocked himself out cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan, that's better than actually catching the ball. Personally, I just think he's trying to get out of the line up."
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Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:49 am to Gamecox20
Obligatory:
"Juuuust a bit outside."
"Juuuust a bit outside."
Posted on 5/27/15 at 11:58 am to RB10
Are you saying Jesus Christ cannot hit a curveball?
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:03 pm to Gamecox20
I LOVE THIS shite! I MAY MOVE TO ENGLAND!
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:04 pm to Gamecox20
You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shite.
Great catch Hayes, don't ever fricking do it again.
Great catch Hayes, don't ever fricking do it again.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:09 pm to Gamecox20
Dorn is 0 for the century against this guy, but he does have several foul tips.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:11 pm to Gamecox20
One goddamn hit?
You can't say "goddamn" on the air.
Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
You can't say "goddamn" on the air.
Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:13 pm to Gamecox20
Doran when getting beamed in the 2nd ML.
Jake ask him to "lean into one"
Roger gets hit in the middle of the back "Jesus, God no"
Jake ask him to "lean into one"
Roger gets hit in the middle of the back "Jesus, God no"
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:13 pm to LSUBoo
"Oh sure, now you come around. He's not fooled." 
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:20 pm to Jamohn
Winner
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:23 pm to Gamecox20
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:27 pm to Gamecox20
It's too high, the ball is too high
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:36 pm to kingbob
"KY ball hit through the hole"
"Dynamite drop-in Donnie"
"Dynamite drop-in Donnie"
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:40 pm to jchamil
quote:
"Dynamite drop-in Donnie"
Monty
That broadcasting school sure has paid off.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:40 pm to Gamecox20
Best Harry Doyle quotes
"Vaughn,a juvenile delinquent in the off-season"
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories including nose hair.When this guy
sneezes he looks like a party favor"
"Vaughn,a juvenile delinquent in the off-season"
"Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories including nose hair.When this guy
sneezes he looks like a party favor"
This post was edited on 5/27/15 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:51 pm to Gamecox20
Not the Major League movies, but still good.
From Bull Durham
From Bull Durham
quote:
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:54 pm to Gamecox20
Harry Doyle: The post-game show is brought to you by...
[searches through his papers]
Harry Doyle: Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.
Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?
Colorman: Ummm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty?
Monte: Well at least the bird survived.
Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings.
Rube Baker: Women: you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up.
[Harry is drunk when he introduces the game]
Harry Doyle: Hello, Tribe fans, welcome to Major League Baseball... sort of. The attendance today is 14 hundred and 12. Most of them left after that 10 run inning the Red Sox put up. Take over Monty, I'm in the bag.
[head hits desk]
Monte: [as the outfielder catches the ball, the crowd is disappointed] Fly ball... Caught!
[searches through his papers]
Harry Doyle: Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.
Harry Doyle: [before the playoff game] Monty, anything to add?
Colorman: Ummm... no.
Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
Harry Doyle: So a tough loss for the Indians as Pedro Cerrano doubles off a pigeon and is tagged out while administering CPR before the tying run could score. Funny game ain't it Monty?
Monte: Well at least the bird survived.
Harry Doyle: Who cares? It's a rat with wings.
Rube Baker: Women: you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up.
[Harry is drunk when he introduces the game]
Harry Doyle: Hello, Tribe fans, welcome to Major League Baseball... sort of. The attendance today is 14 hundred and 12. Most of them left after that 10 run inning the Red Sox put up. Take over Monty, I'm in the bag.
[head hits desk]
Monte: [as the outfielder catches the ball, the crowd is disappointed] Fly ball... Caught!
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:56 pm to LoveThatMoney
There's only one thing left to do
Posted on 5/27/15 at 12:57 pm to LoveThatMoney
if thats not shaquille o'neal in left that babys outta here
Posted on 5/27/15 at 1:13 pm to socrow
"He'll need a rocket up his arse to catch that one. That ball is outta here."
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