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Purina Employee Arrested for Stealing and Eating Over 30,000$ of Dog Biscuits
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:51 am
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:51 am
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An employee of a Purina pet food plant, was arrested this morning by the Allentown Police Department and Pennsylvania state troopers, after being accused of stealing more than 30,000$ in pet food over the last 18 months.
A Philadelphia native, Barry Larson, is accused of stealing more than 150,000 Milkbone dog biscuits between the month of August 2013 and March 2015. Surprisingly, the 49-year old employee doesn’t even own a pet, and would have ingested nearly 3000 dog biscuits per day during his work hours, according to Purina spokesman, Keith Schopp.
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Purina has provided us with hours of video evidence in which we see the suspect smoke drugs on his work site, and then eat hundreds of dog biscuits” says Captain Tobin, visibly amused. “The images are a little bit disturbing, but very conclusive in terms of evidence. We proceeded with Mr. Larson’s arrest this morning for 15 charges of petty theft, and found him to be in possession of 10 grams of cannabis
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Barry Larson’s ex-girlfriend, Patricia Nelson, told a reporter from WKPN 23, that she was aware of his “addictions” to both cannabis and dog biscuits, and that she had actually left him when she had found out.
“Every night, he came back from work with a really horrible breath” she said with disgust.“It was not just a normal bad breath, it was really a foul stench that never left, even if he brushed his teeth or used mouthwash. One day, I came back from work earlier than usual, and surprised him with his mouth full of dog biscuits! I nearly threw up! I was so disgusted, that I packed my things and left. I didn’t know, however, that he was stealing the biscuits…”
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:52 am to JOJO Hammer
$ goes before the number.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:53 am to JOJO Hammer
Hell he looks like he ate a couple of employees too
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:54 am to JOJO Hammer
But look at his shiny coat!
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:55 am to JOJO Hammer
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Dog Biscuits
Taste like baseball glove
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:55 am to JOJO Hammer
Maybe he thought that QC/QA was part of his job? Poor fella was just trying to make sure they were putting out a good product.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:56 am to arseinclarse
You better put some in your fatty rewind
Posted on 5/14/15 at 10:58 am to JOJO Hammer
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nearly 3000 dog biscuits per day
Where did he find time to work? He was eating a dog biscuit every 9.6 seconds.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:07 am to MrLarson
If they paid him a decent wage, he wouldnt have to eat scooby snacks.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:14 am to JOJO Hammer
Well this thread covered my "what the frick" moment of the day.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:40 am to JOJO Hammer
Jo Jo, you and arse having a tournament?
Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:41 am to JOJO Hammer
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3000 dog biscuits per day during his work hours
Posted on 5/14/15 at 11:53 am to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 5/14/15 at 12:02 pm to MrLarson
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Where did he find time to work? He was eating a dog biscuit every 9.6 seconds.
Musta buried 'em somewhere.
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