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re: Not one of my finer moments as an angler
Posted on 4/11/15 at 8:58 pm to LongDuckDong
Posted on 4/11/15 at 8:58 pm to LongDuckDong
Solid hoist. Could have used more foot.
Posted on 4/11/15 at 9:02 pm to Capt ST
Fishing under a cork and hastily made the cast because I was convinced they'd stop biting if I wasn't in the water. Somehow, the cork got twisted in the line and an overhead cast became a cast into the ear. Best I've got to offer.
Posted on 4/11/15 at 9:06 pm to LongDuckDong
Just make up a story of how a 6 foot water mocsican was tryin to get into the boat and you were whuppin him with that rod and got the jig stuck in your ear and then had to take out your .44 and choot him in the quarter size kill spot...
Posted on 4/11/15 at 9:26 pm to LongDuckDong
Have stuck a tiny torpedo in my stomach and thigh . Could not get the one out of my thigh , had to fish all day with that damn thing dangling ....
Posted on 4/11/15 at 9:49 pm to robins08
Buddy buried a top dog in my shoulder while Wade fishing after repeatedly asking him to get the frick away from me. Of all the hooks Ive had in me, that one was by far the worst. Hook was in tendon and it had to be pushed thru. Hurt like a mofo
Posted on 4/11/15 at 10:02 pm to LongDuckDong
My grandfather did the same thing with a Lucky 13, except it went through his ear lobe... Best ear ring ever....
Posted on 4/12/15 at 4:22 am to boom roasted
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I don't know what I would do if I got a treble hook stuck in some meat.
On a hot trout bite down in Grand Isle, my son hooked FIL inside his mouth. How the hell that happen? Killed that bite and a trip the ER in G M.
They have a 4'x8' board with just hooks that they removed over the years from people. Thousands of them.
Duck, think fashion statement.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 7:49 am to LongDuckDong
Actually pretty fortunate it went all the way through. Have had that happen to others on the boat before - cut barb, soak the end with hydrogen-peroxide and neosporen then back out. I know it sucked but at least you did not have to endure someone running it all the way through then citing barb etc, Get back at 'em.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 8:16 am to hunt66
Since we're sharing "stooopid" stories, ,, I'll admit to having to make the "Walk Of Shame" through the parking lot, down a few hallways and into the ER, in Liberty Texas, shirtless, with a Triple H Treble Hook Spinner Bait jinglin' off the back of my shoulder with every dang step I took.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 9:03 am to Grassy1
The first time I was shooting docks for crappie I put the jig right through my thumb.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 9:10 am to LongDuckDong
I never pictured you as being old
Posted on 4/12/15 at 9:13 am to KingRanch
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I never pictured you as being old
A better word for him would be, "seasoned",,,, same for me, dammit.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 9:14 am to Ole Geauxt
Yall both old apparently.
Posted on 4/12/15 at 9:17 am to KingRanch
Hush, you've seen me several times, and you dang sure know I don't look a day over 75.
Long Duck is seasoned, as well, he just ain't sautéed yet!
Long Duck is seasoned, as well, he just ain't sautéed yet!
Posted on 4/12/15 at 9:34 am to Ole Geauxt
I always assumed dong was younger than 80. Especially with two young kids. He must've had them when he was 65.
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