Reveille Writer Logan Anderson issues (sarcastic) formal apology to white people

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I want to apologize to every white person I have offended with my columns. I am sorry for saying that all of you are inherently racist. Despite the cultural indoctrination that white people are superior to all other races that has been proven to take place (by multiple scientific studies), I understand how that statement may have hurt your feelings.

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You’re all right. I do focus on race too much. I am a reverse racist, which prior to this semester I maintained was not a thing. I used to think that members of a minority group could not be racist against a majority group that is constantly and consistently oppressing them. However, you’ve shown me the truth, and I cannot thank you enough for helping me come to this realization.

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Our campus is more diverse than ever: an entire 12 percent of the LSU student body is black. Though LSU is the flagship university of a state that is 33 percent black and is located in a city that’s 55 percent black according to the latest census, and as the flagship would ideally reflect the racial breakdown of the state much more closely — progress is still progress.
I am sorry for all of the pain I have caused the white community. I promise that moving forward, I will be just as sensitive to your feelings as each and every one of you has been to mine.

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