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I just watched 50 Shades of Grey
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:41 pm
I had an erection for at least 2/3 of the movie. My wife and I got home and tried something I saw in the movie out. She wasn't remotely happy with it, and now I am laying in the guest bed all by myself. I feel so bad I couldn't even masturbate myself to sleep, but I'm also worried our sex life has gotten a little stagnant.
I really want to use some bondage and what not to spice up my sex life with my wife. However, last time I tried to "spice things up," my wife almost left me.
Any advice on how I should bring it up to her? Should I introduce small changes gradually? Or should I submerge her in my fantasies one night while she sleeps?
I really want to use some bondage and what not to spice up my sex life with my wife. However, last time I tried to "spice things up," my wife almost left me.
Any advice on how I should bring it up to her? Should I introduce small changes gradually? Or should I submerge her in my fantasies one night while she sleeps?
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Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:42 pm to Legendary0903
Poor troll is still a troll.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:42 pm to Legendary0903
Ghey
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:43 pm to Legendary0903
quote:
I really want to use some bondage and what not to spice up my sex life with my wife. However, last time I tried to "spice things up," my wife almost left me.
Any advice on how I should bring it up to her? Should I introduce small changes gradually? Or should I submerge her in my fantasies one night while she sleeps?
surprise anal
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:44 pm to Legendary0903
Call toddy
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:44 pm to Legendary0903
Probably a troll, but I still chuckled.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:44 pm to Legendary0903
quote:
I feel so bad I couldn't even masturbate myself to sleep
I laughed...
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:45 pm to Legendary0903
Choke her out
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:45 pm to Legendary0903
So you tried to go from missionary with the occasional doggie to bdsm?
Thats not very subtle, broham.
Thats not very subtle, broham.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:47 pm to Legendary0903
quote:
Any advice on how I should bring it up to her? Should I introduce small changes gradually? Or should I submerge her in my fantasies one night while she sleeps?
If your wife isn't down to do pretty much whatever you ask she either:
A) doesn't find you attractive
B) doesn't love you
C) spent her day getting railed by another guy
Hope you signed a prenup buddy.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:47 pm to Legendary0903
quote:
However, last time I tried to "spice things up," my wife almost left me.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:51 pm to Legendary0903
Just frick the baby sitter and be done with it.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:53 pm to Legendary0903
3.14159265359/10
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:54 pm to Legendary0903
If you couldn't get her to be a freak after that movie you might as well accept your dull sex life...forever!
Posted on 3/22/15 at 11:55 pm to Legendary0903
quote:
Any advice on how I should bring it up to her? Should I introduce small changes gradually? Or should I submerge her in my fantasies one night while she sleeps?
Go to craigslist: post in the "casual encounters section mw4m". Dick pics necessary.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:11 am to Legendary0903
quote:
My wife and I got home and tried something I saw in the movie out. She wasn't remotely happy with it,
When keeping it real goes wrong.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:24 am to lsuwontonwrap
Did you give her a contract first?
Because it's all about that contract, bro.
Because it's all about that contract, bro.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:26 am to Legendary0903
No means yes, yes means anal
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:30 am to Legendary0903
quote:
I just watched 50 Shades of Grey
quote:
I had an erection for at least 2/3 of the movie.
quote:
She wasn't remotely happy
quote:
I am laying in the guest bed all by myself. I feel so bad I couldn't even masturbate myself to sleep
quote:
I really want to use some bondage and what not to spice up
quote:
my wife almost left me.
Sounds like you're a sub trying to be a dom. Might want to consider that she's the dom.
Posted on 3/23/15 at 12:40 am to Legendary0903
Sounds like OP is a bottom bitch.
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