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re: Safest seats on jets? Front, Middle or Back?
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:28 pm to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:28 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:If you like old ladies with caked on makeup, sure.
Flight attendants are still hot.
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Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:32 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Wtf does that mean? Flight attendants are still hot.
I guess there would have to be a few out there somewhere but I'm not running across them.
"Cute" and "Not bad for her age" are where I've been topping out.
Now, in fairness to your stats, I've never flown Singapore Airlines.
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:33 pm to LSUAlum2001
I always seat in the front, because I am like Ron White, usually drunk and I don't want limp away.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:33 pm to tgrbaitn08
It's been a long time since I've seen one worth flirting with
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:33 pm to LSUAlum2001
back end, unless it crashes tail first
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:34 pm to boom roasted
Well shite. I'm glad you told me. I'll just continue to fly private then.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:35 pm to tgrbaitn08
Why don't you just hire hookers?
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:35 pm to Walking the Earth
quote:First/Business Class International flights is where they congregate.
I guess there would have to be a few out there somewhere but I'm not running across them.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:35 pm to My2ndFavCivilNgineer
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According to the research, your likelihood of surviving a plane crash if you sit in the front of the plane (first or business class), is 49%. Passengers in the middle section of the plane have a survival rate of 56% and the passengers in the rear of the plane (as defined by those rows behind the furthest part of the wing) had a survival rate of 69%.
Your chances of surviving a commercial airline crash (not crash landing), have to be somewhere near zero, regardless of location.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:36 pm to yellowfin
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It's been a long time since I've seen one worth flirting with
After a few drinks does it really matter what they look like?
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:37 pm to boom roasted
We do when the wife and kids aren't with us.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:37 pm to Walking the Earth
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Now, in fairness to your stats, I've never flown Singapore Airlines.
I've seen good things regarding Emirates. They're like the Hooter's girls of flight attendants. Only not as skanky.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:39 pm to tgrbaitn08
it does when half are dudes and the other half is 60+ 
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:45 pm to LSUAlum2001
I've never seen a plane back into a mountain before.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:47 pm to krones
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I've never seen a plane back into a mountain before.
I'm sure US-Airways will find a way.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:48 pm to Wayne Campbell
quote:They are some of the nicest I've ever met but I'm partial to Qatar Airways.
I've seen good things regarding Emirates.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:49 pm to GRTiger
I would imagine being 5-10 rows forward of the front of the wings and next to an exit door would be your very best choice. Most of an airplanes fuel is held in tanks in the wings, dependant upon what a/c we are talking about. If the plane crashes in a landing type configuration then the cockpit area and places nearest that could/would probably be crushed to some degree. The wings will most likely rupture or be torn off thus dumping thousands of gallons of extremely flammable jet fuel into areas immediately behind the wings. Tail is safe also probably but has fewer escape doors as a general rule. Not to mention threat of fuel being sprayed backwards upon crashing, thus increasing chances of being burned alive as well as being in a smaller area which would increase chances of dying from smoke inhilation before you could get out.
As to the black boxes being in the tail that is usually correct in that structurally the tail is least likely to make a head on impact with something. However people, unlike the black boxes, are not covered in a fire-proof, heat-proof metal box.
As to the black boxes being in the tail that is usually correct in that structurally the tail is least likely to make a head on impact with something. However people, unlike the black boxes, are not covered in a fire-proof, heat-proof metal box.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:50 pm to boom roasted
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This ain't the 60s anymore.
Go towards the back or front where the bathroom and drinks are, just start chatting them up.
Posted on 3/3/15 at 4:53 pm to Old Money
That's my point.
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