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Hunting out-of state as a guest this weekend: best ways to annoy host?
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:10 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:10 am
Trying to find way to annoy the host without getting me kicked out.
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:15 am to TigerDeacon
Ask a lot of UN necessary questions
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:16 am to TigerDeacon
This is an odd request but whatever.
Just bitch about everything. Bitch about the weather. Bitch about the food. Bitch about the hunting and not seeing anything. Complain about cell coverage. Just complain and bitch about everything and you'll piss off the host in no time.
Just bitch about everything. Bitch about the weather. Bitch about the food. Bitch about the hunting and not seeing anything. Complain about cell coverage. Just complain and bitch about everything and you'll piss off the host in no time.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:23 am to TigerDeacon
If asked how you enjoyed a meal, "I've had better food at the ballpark"
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:24 am to TigerDeacon
What kind of hunting
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:29 am to TigerDeacon
You sound like a dick...care to explain this approach? Why would you go? Why a are you a guest?
It sounds to me if you just let him see what kind of person you are, he will be annoyed as hell.
Any real hunter on here should not support your planning ahead to be an arse on a hunt when you are an invited guest?
It sounds to me if you just let him see what kind of person you are, he will be annoyed as hell.
Any real hunter on here should not support your planning ahead to be an arse on a hunt when you are an invited guest?
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:34 am to TigerDeacon
beat off in his socks
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:38 am to TigerDeacon
Speak only in a foghorn leghorn persona.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:41 am to TigerDeacon
Frequently insist that your paw paw's ranch has better hunting
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 9:42 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:53 am to TigerDeacon
Post a play by play on OB during trip.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 9:55 am to TigerDeacon
15 clicks down, 15 clicks left on his scope. 
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:10 am to TigerDeacon
The last day make sure to leave an Upper Decker. Guaranteed to get you invited back
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:43 am to TigerDeacon
Tell him you're a guest and expect him to be your bitch the whole time. Before you even give him handshake baw.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:58 am to TigerDeacon
"What kind of fricking deer is this? Looks like a midget Ethiopian bambi. Is this all you guys have over here?"
Followed by, "I haven't seen one single decent looking deer. Do yall have a 4pt 6" spread rule in place, or do you just shoot willie nilly at whatever?"
Come back to the camp and say, "Uh guys, I shot three deer, but two of them were button bucks. I think I hit the other one in the foot. Is that okay? Should I go track it?"
Eta: My dad got pissed the other weekend when this guy from Jeanrette kept saying brah in just about every sentence
Followed by, "I haven't seen one single decent looking deer. Do yall have a 4pt 6" spread rule in place, or do you just shoot willie nilly at whatever?"
Come back to the camp and say, "Uh guys, I shot three deer, but two of them were button bucks. I think I hit the other one in the foot. Is that okay? Should I go track it?"
Eta: My dad got pissed the other weekend when this guy from Jeanrette kept saying brah in just about every sentence
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 11:01 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:04 am to TigerDeacon
Just go there and tell him that the set up is all wrong. explain to him that you are a superior hunter in every aspect and that the stand placement, food plots(wrong kind), feeders (wrong bait), etc are all fricked up. offer to help him rearrange it all instead of hunting. ask him which stand he wants to hunt and then tell him that its not the right one because of the wind regardless if its correct.
Tell him that his management is wrong, assuming they have this.
Explain to him that hunting is much more than waking up and going into the woods and sitting in a stand.
One up every story he tells. no one likes a tommy topper.
Tell him that his management is wrong, assuming they have this.
Explain to him that hunting is much more than waking up and going into the woods and sitting in a stand.
One up every story he tells. no one likes a tommy topper.
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:12 am to TigerDeacon
If someone came down and did 95% of the suggestions in this thread they would never be invited back to our place
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:16 am to TigerDeacon
quote:
best ways to annoy host?
we bring a lot of guest to our place the one thing they do that constantly annoys the frick out of us is they sleep on the couch, sit there and dont do a fricking thing...dont clean up after themselves, dont offer to take out the trash or help clean ATV's or the camp at the end of the weekend. They just stand there, drink beer and ask stupid questions
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to TigerDeacon
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annoy the host
stay up and drank all night, telling louder and louder jokes.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:09 pm to TigerDeacon
get a card game started, then sing like kenny rogers over and over again.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:21 pm to TigerDeacon
Sprinkle when you tinkle.
Leave a dirty mag, a box of kleenax, and a bottle of lotion next to the hosts favorite recliner.
Leave a dirty mag, a box of kleenax, and a bottle of lotion next to the hosts favorite recliner.
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