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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:59 pm to DollaChoppa
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:59 pm to DollaChoppa
Had one that would text "bazaar" instead of "bizarre" thought she was doing it as a joke since she knew I took a lot of classes on the Middle East but I once used the correct spelling and she asked why I spelled it that way and I realized that I was wrong.
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:01 pm to DollaChoppa
My wife once asked me "How do the geese got over the 6 foot wood fence?", when I pointed out some geese in our neighborhood and said they probably came from the pond in the neighborhood next to ours.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:06 pm to DollaChoppa
At Houston's Minute Maid Park - why are there pumpkins in the back of the train!
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:10 pm to DollaChoppa
Heard a girl say: "I was so scared, I was shaking like a leech on a tree!"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:12 pm to DollaChoppa
"Why aren't presbyterians allowed on the bridge?"
Sign read.... No Pedestrians..
Sign read.... No Pedestrians..
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:20 pm to DollaChoppa
"I Do"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:31 pm to DollaChoppa
A friend's exwife. @ Taco bell " Can I get a bean burrito, No Beans"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:32 pm to DollaChoppa
"I went on a trip to Canada once"
Me: Where in Canada?
Her: "I dunno, I think it was called Nebraska"
Me: Where in Canada?
Her: "I dunno, I think it was called Nebraska"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:35 pm to DollaChoppa
Didnt date her but I similarly knew a girl who thought that bats are mythological creatures.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:37 pm to DollaChoppa
I shite you not, this JUST happened.
My roommate has a chick over and we're watching the Saints game and he makes the proclamation:
"Theyre the 'Aints' until they get over five hundred"
"But there's only 100 yards on the field?"
My roommate has a chick over and we're watching the Saints game and he makes the proclamation:
"Theyre the 'Aints' until they get over five hundred"
"But there's only 100 yards on the field?"
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:37 pm to DollaChoppa
We had broken up by then but I had an ex gf text me once asking who won the revolutionary war. I thought she was kidding and holy shite she wasn't. So I explained.
To add to that, she texts me a month or so later asking me who won the Civil War. At this point I had lost hope in humanity and told her "the South, that's why we have separate countries now."
To add to that, she texts me a month or so later asking me who won the Civil War. At this point I had lost hope in humanity and told her "the South, that's why we have separate countries now."
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 9:50 pm to DollaChoppa
She thought Led Zeppelin was a guy
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:01 pm to DollaChoppa
I thought chocolate milk only came from brown cows.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:11 pm to DollaChoppa
*Stuck in traffic trying to turn left into a store*
"If I ever own a store someday, I'm going to put it on the right side of the road..."
"If I ever own a store someday, I'm going to put it on the right side of the road..."
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:13 pm to DollaChoppa
1st date with this chick:
Girl: What religion are you?
Me: Catholic.
Girl: (condesendingly) Oh...
Me: Why do you say it like that?
Girl: I'm not sure I can date someone that does not believe in God.
Me: Well, okay...
Drover her home and didn't get out the car.
Girl: What religion are you?
Me: Catholic.
Girl: (condesendingly) Oh...
Me: Why do you say it like that?
Girl: I'm not sure I can date someone that does not believe in God.
Me: Well, okay...
Drover her home and didn't get out the car.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:25 pm to DollaChoppa
"So, is the Underground Railroad still around or are the trains like in a museum now?"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 10:38 pm to DollaChoppa
Will you marry me now
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:01 pm to DollaChoppa
"Your fourhead is called a fourhead bc that's how many fingers it takes to cover it. That's why they call people with a big fourhead a five head"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:18 pm to DollaChoppa
she thought the capital of FL was Destin.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 11:27 pm to DollaChoppa
How many quarters are there in a football game.
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