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Spinoff: Strangest "Bedroom" Story
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:11 pm
Ok.. I thought I'd posted this story before... I know I've alluded to it to a couple posters before, but I couldn't find it... This is 100% true and it happened to two buddies and me in mid-2003 in Rochester, NY. (All the names are changed, but stay with me)
We'll call him, "Dave"... Dave calls and says that he wants to meet up with "Jeff" and me to go out one night. We pregame a bit and head to downtown Rochester, NY and end up meeting two chicks... one of which is really into my buddy Jeff. We close down the bar and Dave, Jeff, the two girls and me I go to a late night diner. This chick is all over Jeff and he excuses himself to make a phone call... He comes back and whispers, "I just called 'Matt'... he said I can use his place, I'm gonna bounce" (Matt was a friend who had an apartment down the street from the diner and was out of town this weekend)
I laugh and say, "Alright man, I'm gonna finish these hashbrowns" So Jeff and the chick leave and it's just me and Dave and the chicks friend who wasn't anything to write home about stayed. We hang out for about 30 more minutes and I get a phone call...
"I... I think I killed her"
"You what?!" (I get up to take the call, it was Jeff)
"She told me to hit her with the lamp and... I did"
"Hold on, I'm coming to you, stay there!"
"I'm already halfway back to the diner..."
"Stop where you are.. I'm coming!"
We walk the 10 or so blocks back down to Matt's apartment and Jeff is noticeably shaken. While we were walking, he was filling me in on what happened. Apparently he was tagging her from behind on the bed and she turned over her shoulder and said "Hit me with the lamp!" and without blinking, Jeff blasted her in the head with the lamp on the nightstand. (I know, right?)
We get back and walk upstairs and he flips on the light... No clothes. No girl. Blood all over the sheets... No girl. He starts calling out for her in a shaky voice and realizes he doesn't know her name... "Uhh... girl?" "Hello?" We searched upstairs and out back and there was no one there... Now Jeff is freaking the frick out... We take the sheets and put them in a plastic bag and we go back out to the dumpster and toss them and start back to the diner. Dave is still there alone and said that the other chick left right after I left and caught a cab home. I don't know if we would have told her or not... We finish the night and all go our separate ways.
(Over the next few days, we've clued Dave into what happened) We all check the paper the next few days, police blotter, etc and nothing. We end up meeting for lunch a few days later and we all agree that it was one of the most fricked up things that had ever happened to any of us. When we're sitting at lunch, in between bites of french fries, Dave blurts out, "Are you sure she didn't say, 'Pump me like a champ'..?"
tl;dr your loss
We'll call him, "Dave"... Dave calls and says that he wants to meet up with "Jeff" and me to go out one night. We pregame a bit and head to downtown Rochester, NY and end up meeting two chicks... one of which is really into my buddy Jeff. We close down the bar and Dave, Jeff, the two girls and me I go to a late night diner. This chick is all over Jeff and he excuses himself to make a phone call... He comes back and whispers, "I just called 'Matt'... he said I can use his place, I'm gonna bounce" (Matt was a friend who had an apartment down the street from the diner and was out of town this weekend)
I laugh and say, "Alright man, I'm gonna finish these hashbrowns" So Jeff and the chick leave and it's just me and Dave and the chicks friend who wasn't anything to write home about stayed. We hang out for about 30 more minutes and I get a phone call...
"I... I think I killed her"
"You what?!" (I get up to take the call, it was Jeff)
"She told me to hit her with the lamp and... I did"
"Hold on, I'm coming to you, stay there!"
"I'm already halfway back to the diner..."
"Stop where you are.. I'm coming!"
We walk the 10 or so blocks back down to Matt's apartment and Jeff is noticeably shaken. While we were walking, he was filling me in on what happened. Apparently he was tagging her from behind on the bed and she turned over her shoulder and said "Hit me with the lamp!" and without blinking, Jeff blasted her in the head with the lamp on the nightstand. (I know, right?)
We get back and walk upstairs and he flips on the light... No clothes. No girl. Blood all over the sheets... No girl. He starts calling out for her in a shaky voice and realizes he doesn't know her name... "Uhh... girl?" "Hello?" We searched upstairs and out back and there was no one there... Now Jeff is freaking the frick out... We take the sheets and put them in a plastic bag and we go back out to the dumpster and toss them and start back to the diner. Dave is still there alone and said that the other chick left right after I left and caught a cab home. I don't know if we would have told her or not... We finish the night and all go our separate ways.
(Over the next few days, we've clued Dave into what happened) We all check the paper the next few days, police blotter, etc and nothing. We end up meeting for lunch a few days later and we all agree that it was one of the most fricked up things that had ever happened to any of us. When we're sitting at lunch, in between bites of french fries, Dave blurts out, "Are you sure she didn't say, 'Pump me like a champ'..?"
tl;dr your loss
This post was edited on 12/11/14 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:18 pm to yankeeundercover
Girl #4 showing me her exs standup
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:19 pm to yankeeundercover
That's it? You don't know what happened to her?
Also, I like how you threw the bloody evidence in the dumpster. Very smooth. I'm sure you would not have gotten caught.
Also, I like how you threw the bloody evidence in the dumpster. Very smooth. I'm sure you would not have gotten caught.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:20 pm to DosManos
quote:Not a clue.
That's it? You don't know what happened to her?
quote:It was just instinct I suppose... We didn't want that or Matt to freak out.. Jeff just said he threw up all over them... he replaced them ~week later
Also, I like how you threw the bloody evidence in the dumpster. Very smooth. I'm sure you would not have gotten caught.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:23 pm to yankeeundercover
how much blood we talking about?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:23 pm to yankeeundercover
Did the friend who was out of town ever find out?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:23 pm to yankeeundercover
The real question is...
Did Jeff finish?
Did Jeff finish?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:23 pm to yankeeundercover
nice
and would love to see a ray rice-esque vid of your bud forcefully hitting her with the lamp.
and would love to see a ray rice-esque vid of your bud forcefully hitting her with the lamp.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:24 pm to Chad504boy
It wasn't like a "pool" of blood... but you can tell that there was someone bleeding for at least a few minutes.
It wasn't like a murder crime scene on CSI or anything... but DEFINITELY noticeable.
It wasn't like a murder crime scene on CSI or anything... but DEFINITELY noticeable.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:25 pm to Team Vote
quote:We told him.. but it was A LONG time after.. I'm talking at least a year
Did the friend who was out of town ever find out?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:25 pm to yankeeundercover
Pics or the hashbrowns didn't happen.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:26 pm to Skillet
quote:We laugh about it now... we call Jeff "champ" all the time to this day
your bud forcefully hitting her with the lamp.
I imagine him hearing it, in his drunken stupor and not processing and just acting...
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:26 pm to Skillet
quote:
nice
and would love to see a ray rice-esque vid of your bud forcefully hitting her with the lamp.
I'd prefer MS Paint
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:27 pm to WaltTeevens
quote:Brah, this was mid-2003... people we're ****s about taking pictures of their fricking food like they are no... besides, I think I had a fricking flip phone
Pics or the hashbrowns didn't happen
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