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Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:41 pm to TexasLSU
Time to drink
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:41 pm to TexasLSU
Just type on your phone and ignore them.
Real live conversation is over-rated.
Real live conversation is over-rated.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:42 pm to TexasLSU
Ask if they want to smoke some pot.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:42 pm to TexasLSU
Talk about ferguson
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:44 pm to TexasLSU
quote:tell the mom that one day you hope to visit Uranus
We're currently watching the science channel and learning about solar storms.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:45 pm to Grassy1
I obviously wouldn't have made this post if normal conversation was working.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:46 pm to TexasLSU
Make small talk. Go deep & broad.
Like yalls house. How long have you lived here? Nice. Some houses are stiff and formal but this really is a comfortable home.
How old was my frick bunny when yall moved here? Was she always this promiscuous? Yep. I thought so....
ECT....
Like yalls house. How long have you lived here? Nice. Some houses are stiff and formal but this really is a comfortable home.
How old was my frick bunny when yall moved here? Was she always this promiscuous? Yep. I thought so....
ECT....
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:50 pm to TexasLSU
Go to the airport and hit a bar while you wait for her....
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:51 pm to TexasLSU
Say she texted you that the connecting flight left early and that she'll be 1.5 hours early.
Leave now citing you don't want to be late and aren't familiar with the area.
Go to the store and pick up some BF deals then head to the airport.
Leave now citing you don't want to be late and aren't familiar with the area.
Go to the store and pick up some BF deals then head to the airport.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:53 pm to TexasLSU
Ask to see the bedroom where such a beautiful woman was conceived. Then ask the father for some tips and tricks that he used on mom to result in such a fine specimen. It'll show them not only are you in this for the long haul, but it compliments their daughter, dads technique, and making the best grand babies for them you can. They'll admire you.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:54 pm to TexasLSU
Start off by telling them that they have a nice house and that you're excited to get to spend a little time with them...
...then say that you just with your 6 year old son was there with you so they could get to know him. However, he can't be there during this festive occasion because your baby-momma's parents have custody and they live in Montana. The flight into Billings isn't all bad...their daughter should know all about it.
Then mention they need not worry about your child's mother...she's in jail for manufacturing meth in your house (the reason for the separation).
Then smile, raise your beer and say, "one day!"
...then say that you just with your 6 year old son was there with you so they could get to know him. However, he can't be there during this festive occasion because your baby-momma's parents have custody and they live in Montana. The flight into Billings isn't all bad...their daughter should know all about it.
Then mention they need not worry about your child's mother...she's in jail for manufacturing meth in your house (the reason for the separation).
Then smile, raise your beer and say, "one day!"
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:55 pm to TexasLSU
Pull out your dick and tell her mom it won't suck itself.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:56 pm to TexasLSU
Ask him if there is a local pawn shop and go look at shite.....
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:00 pm to TexasLSU
Go leave an upper decker in every single bathroom.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:01 pm to Yewkindewit
GF pics?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:02 pm to TheBigHurt
If they are watching the science channel they are forsure down for a doobie. Shoulda come prepared.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:14 pm to TexasLSU
Get off your phone. They're going to think you're rude. Make small talk. Ask about Thanksgiving plans. Find out what other relatives you will be meeting. Ask mom if she has Black Friday shopping plans.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:19 pm to TexasLSU
So you're just sitting there drinking a beer and playing on your phone? Is no one talking?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:20 pm to TexasLSU
Go sit in the airport bar and wait for her plane to arrive.
Try to land a MILF while there.
Try to land a MILF while there.
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