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re: Provide your best alabama joke here..
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:21 pm to lsu2006
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:21 pm to lsu2006
quote:This is what we mean when we say that bama is it's own joke.
Not really a joke, but I think it's funny how Alabama football is literally all those backwards fricks have. So much so that they have to make up past successes and literally kill people and destroy others' property over it.
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:21 pm to Ironhead985
How do you get a bama grad off your porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Pay for the pizza.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:22 pm to lsu2006
Here is a different one that might get you out of a ticket.
An Alabama Gump was speeding on the highway and an Alabama Highway Patrolman started chasing him. After 50 miles of chase the Gump pulled over. The Highway Patrolman asked him why was he running from the law. The Gump replied "About 5 years ago my wife ran off with one of you Patrolmen and when I saw you chasing me I thought you was bringing her back.
An Alabama Gump was speeding on the highway and an Alabama Highway Patrolman started chasing him. After 50 miles of chase the Gump pulled over. The Highway Patrolman asked him why was he running from the law. The Gump replied "About 5 years ago my wife ran off with one of you Patrolmen and when I saw you chasing me I thought you was bringing her back.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:24 pm to BassMan63
Hey, why does it take more than one Bama fan to change a light bulb?
Because, they're so darn stupid!
Because, they're so darn stupid!
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:25 pm to BassMan63
Couple of oldies:
How do you get a bama grad off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
What do you get when add up all the people in the front row of BD stadium? A full set of teeth.
How is bama football like a opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Know what I like about bama football? Nothing.
How do you get a bama grad off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
What do you get when add up all the people in the front row of BD stadium? A full set of teeth.
How is bama football like a opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Know what I like about bama football? Nothing.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:25 pm to cforester821
What do Alabama and LSU fans have in common?
None of us graduated from University of Alabama
None of us graduated from University of Alabama
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:27 pm to lsu2006
The toothbrush was invented at the University of Alabama. Any place else it would have been called a teethbrush.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:48 pm to RadTiger
If you have more A's on your truck than you did in school, you are a Bama fan.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:49 pm to RadTiger
How many bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One to change it and the rest to claim for years it was 8 light bulbs.
All of them. One to change it and the rest to claim for years it was 8 light bulbs.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:52 pm to DrTyger
What do you call a sheep that can outrun a bama fan?
Virgin wool.
Virgin wool.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:57 pm to RadTiger
A gump told me his wife is a porn star and she is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 12:58 pm to cforester821
How does alabamers get married? They can't cause their stupid 
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:01 pm to uppereast
quote:
What do you get when add up all the people in the front row of BD stadium? A full set of teeth.
nice one
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:02 pm to TigerDM
quote:
What do Alabama and LSU fans have in common?
None of us graduated from University of Alabama
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:02 pm to goatmilker
What does an Alabama girl say after having sex for the first time?
Now get off, Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes.
Now get off, Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:08 pm to SouGent
What's the difference between an Alabama coed and a brick?
Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around
Once you lay a brick it wont follow you around
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:16 pm to cforester821
Alabama. The only place in the country where a mobile home salesman makes more money than a dentist.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:21 pm to cforester821
How many Bama players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but he gets 3 credits and a charger with rims.
One, but he gets 3 credits and a charger with rims.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:27 pm to goatmilker
quote:
How does alabamers get married? They can't cause their stupid
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