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re: Provide your best alabama joke here..
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:28 pm to cforester821
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:28 pm to cforester821
Harvey updyke
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Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:28 pm to monsterballads
from louisiana
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:31 pm to harry coleman beast
Makes it even worse
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:49 pm to monsterballads
What do students at Alabama and Auburn have in common?
They both got accepted by Alabama...
They both got accepted by Alabama...
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:52 pm to cforester821
Two Gumps were walking down the road and they saw an old hound on a porch, licking his balls.
The first Gump said, 'Man, I wish I could do that."
The second Gump said, "Me too - but I'm afraid he'd bite me'.
The first Gump said, 'Man, I wish I could do that."
The second Gump said, "Me too - but I'm afraid he'd bite me'.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:53 pm to monsterballads
you might be a bama fan if you ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame
Posted on 11/3/14 at 1:59 pm to BugaBadger
Why do all the birds in Tuscaloosa fly up side down?
Because there is nothing worth shitting on
Because there is nothing worth shitting on
Posted on 11/3/14 at 2:32 pm to cjk5h
Folks from Alabama consider their license plate "personalized" if their Daddy made it.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 2:33 pm to Lmeye15
Years ago- the Bear wanted two Alabama country boys on his team. First,they had to pass a special admissions test. The boys were put in a room with the written test. After a few minutes, one of the boys was having problems with the test and asked the other one how to complete the sentence 'old McDonald had a _____'. The 'smart' boy said, "man, don't you know nothing? The answer is farm." The boy asked him how to spell 'farm'. The 'smart' one said,"you're so stupid- the answer is E-I-E-I-O.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 2:42 pm to Honest Tune
What do you do if you see three Alabama fans covered up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 2:42 pm to DrTyger
quote:
How do you circumcise an Alabams fan?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
..and this thread ended on the first response.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 3:14 pm to cforester821
Work with a guy from bama. Had to tell him not to take it as a compliment when his sister tells him "you f*** just like daddy"
Posted on 11/3/14 at 3:39 pm to cforester821
From a few years back: Alabama and Auburn were playing in Legion Field in Birmingham. Late in the game, Auburn was ahead and heard a car backfire, and, thinking it was the end of the game, left the field. Then it took Bama four plays to score."
(This actually happened) An Auburn fan of mine in Mobile (named Bill) called up his wife one day and told her the sad news of the Bama quarterback who could not play because he was badly burned in a grease fire. Sadly she responded "Oh, no, what happened?" He responded "He was bobbing for French fries."
I was a graduate student at Bama for a semester in 1990 in Mass Communications and Film and one of Dr. Jennings Bryant's Research Methods courses required that we conduct surveys using a random number generator for telephone numbers. I called one, said we were conducting an opinion survey (this is violated quite often by today's pollsters) identifying I was from Alabama and that we were getting opinions about various things, and got a response--"So this is to see if I think we need a new coach?" The coach then was Gene Stallings, who would later win the National Championship. Good thing for Bama this guy's view wasn't weighed much.
(This actually happened) An Auburn fan of mine in Mobile (named Bill) called up his wife one day and told her the sad news of the Bama quarterback who could not play because he was badly burned in a grease fire. Sadly she responded "Oh, no, what happened?" He responded "He was bobbing for French fries."
I was a graduate student at Bama for a semester in 1990 in Mass Communications and Film and one of Dr. Jennings Bryant's Research Methods courses required that we conduct surveys using a random number generator for telephone numbers. I called one, said we were conducting an opinion survey (this is violated quite often by today's pollsters) identifying I was from Alabama and that we were getting opinions about various things, and got a response--"So this is to see if I think we need a new coach?" The coach then was Gene Stallings, who would later win the National Championship. Good thing for Bama this guy's view wasn't weighed much.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 3:43 pm to drdrfaulkner
This is a good joke here LINK
Posted on 11/3/14 at 3:44 pm to cforester821
Posted on 11/3/14 at 3:46 pm to Jar_80
Q: What does an Alabama girl say after she has sex?
A: Get off dad. You are crushing my smokes.
A: Get off dad. You are crushing my smokes.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 3:58 pm to Speedkidney
Truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.
Members of the University of Alabama chapter of the Kappa Alpha fraternity today issued an apology after its ''Old South'' parade paused in front of an April event hosted by a historically black sorority.
Funny how that parade could go on around the country for years without incident, and Bama would screw it up.
Members of the University of Alabama chapter of the Kappa Alpha fraternity today issued an apology after its ''Old South'' parade paused in front of an April event hosted by a historically black sorority.
Funny how that parade could go on around the country for years without incident, and Bama would screw it up.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 4:11 pm to therick711
Q: Why did the gump teenager run away from home?
A: He was tired of being reared by his old man.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 4:13 pm to Nawlens Gator
Q: Why did the gump teenager go back home?
A: He couldn't stand to leave his little brother's behind.
Posted on 11/3/14 at 4:22 pm to cforester821
What do you call a hot chick at Alabama?
--A visitor!
--A visitor!
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